Lebron's Second "The Decision"

I know I should rant on about how awesome this video is and how Lebron is such a douche bag faggot asshole, but I think the best part about this video is that addresses how black people say asked, axed. It's just been hanging around there forever, and I feel like no one has said shit about it. I don't know why, but it bugs the mother fucking shit out of me. And I guess if I was an African American male, I would keep saying it like that just to piss off the white man. It would still annoy the shit out of me, but it's like an unwritten rule that you can't change it. Ask past tense equals axed in the black community. I don't know why, but that's just the way it is.

I guess it can be present tense too.

Mav's Parade Announced, Still In Mystery Location

(Goddamn you Google. I type in "parade" and this is the top image you give me?)

From ESPN:
You can expect a lot of folks will miss work Thursday.

That's when the Mavericks victory parade will take place, the team confirmed Monday.

True to their word not to plan anything before the championship was secured, city of Dallas officials won't release final details about the route until Tuesday morning.

Mavs owner Mark Cuban has already pledged to foot the bill for the parade, sparing the city.

Update:

The Mavericks victory parade will take place Thursday, June 16 in downtown Dallas, starting at Young Street at the Dallas Convention Center. It will then veer right on South Houston Street, taking a left at Continental Avenue and right at Victory Avenue, ending at the intersection of Olive Street at the American Airlines Center.

Here Are The Pics Of The Mavs Partying With Lil Wayne And Company

Bonus: Cardinal makes many appearances in the pictures.

Shit load more pictures here.

Rangers Are Killing The AL Hitting Stats

Still basking in the Mavs glory, but next up is the Texas Rangers. Had some tough losses against the Twins, and we're headed to NY to play the Yankees tomorrow. Still in first in the AL West by a game and a half over Seattle, but this should be a strenuous test against the Yanks. Superbowl champions, hockey champions, basketball champions... now we just need that baseball championship. It's time.

Nothing Says Summer Like Pool Fail Compilations

Be careful out there. God forbid some shaboomers crack their heads open at the pool and become unable to shaboom as they please. That's not the world I want to live in.

DeShawn Stevenson Doesn't Give A Flying Fuck

Probably my favorite catch phrase of the series. How's ma Dirk taste? Now slap that on a t-shirt and throw it on DeShawn's Stevenson's back and you really got something special. Really liked how Stevenson didn't back down to the Heat's childish bullshit last night. He had every right to push Haslem. Motherfucker was egging him on. There was a timeout, Haslem started walking towards the Mavs bench holding his arm up, and cut off Stevenson. Stevenson don't play that shit. Uh uh. No fucking way. And how bout 3/5 behind the arc. Straight G.

Ohio Is All Up On The Mavericks' Dick

Wait. What the fuck? So tomorrow I will have duel Texas/Ohio citizenship? Age of consent in Ohio? 16. Not that you would have to be an Ohioan for that to apply to you, but I'm just trying to figure out what the hell else I would be doing in Ohio.