Chris Brown Is Responsible For Snapbacks Coming Back?

Really this was just an excuse to show off my snapback collection. Tell me that Super Bowl XXX doesn't go hard as fuck? Tell me it doesn't!

P.S. I really need to do something about all of those fucking wires in my entertainment center. Shit is growing wild.

I'm About To Pimp My Entire Wardrobe Out In K-Swiss

Kenny Powers - The K-Swiss MFCEO (UNCENSORED) from Michael Bay

Well at least until I saw that their main ad campaign consists of this bullshit:

So I guess what I am saying is that K-Swiss can suck my dick... And I'm also admitting that marketing campaigns totally decide the way I live my life. For example I drink Miller Lite because they are the official sponsors of the Dallas Cowboys even though I prefer every other beer's taste.

Home Run Derby Tonight

In honor of the home run derby tonight, watch Josh Hamilton hit a ball out of Yankee stadium like a mother fucker.

4th Of July In The Hood. Lord Jesus.

"Oh, Lord. Jesus Christ! It's goin' down. Get the water nigga." Glad somebody had fireworks. Don't know where this was, but Texas had no fireworks and look what we missed out on. Great memorable moments like this one. What do you think the line is for how many people thought that was a drive by? I'll say over 200.

Thanks to Queerios for the tip.

Rangers Win 7 In A Row Heading Into All-Star Break

Straight up crushing the hitting stats in the month of July.

First in MLB in average, slugging percentage, RBI's, home runs, triples, doubles, hits, runs and oh yeah... least amount of strike outs. Granted that's just the month of July, let's go ahead and see how we rank for the whole season so far.

2nd in average, 6th in on base percentage, 2nd in slugging percentage, 4th in stolen bases, 3rd in RBI's, 2nd in home runs, 3rd in doubles, 2nd in hits, 2nd in runs, and least amount of strike outs. Not bad. Actually pretty fucking solid. Hopefully we can keep this momentum going through the all-star break because the Angels are way to close for comfort.

Is Google Adsense Fucking Kidding Me?

No wonder we can't make a god damn penny off this blog. Actually we're up to a whopping $20.84, but you don't get the check till $100, so it might as well be $0.00 if they keep putting these shit ass advertisements up.

Now here's a video of a black man owning the shit out of some Jehova witnesses in a Burger King parking lot.



Didn't know Samuel Jackson's character from Pulp Fiction hung out in Burger King parking lots. Guess he's getting a royale with cheese. Preach on.

Sometimes If The Drugs Are Too Much You Just Got To Get The Fuck Outta Dodge

Hey, if the drugs start being a little much, take a cue from this guy and jump the fuck out the window.