This Video Reminded Me That At One Time I Really Enjoyed Rollerblading

Greg Mirzoyan - Bombing down the salt mine in Poland. from Rollerblade on Vimeo.

Rollerblading was the shit. Rollerhockey was the tits. Rollerblading down a mine shaft might be a little too tits for me.

The Ryan Brothers Have Soooooooo Much Swag That There's No Swag Left For Anyone Else

Rob Ryan:
“I know I can coach in this league,” he said. “I know I can lead men — and I want my chance. My brother has done a great job as a head coach; my father did a great job as a head coach. I will do a better job than both.”

Rex Ryan on his recent tattoo:
“Believe in yourself,” Ryan said in a video posted on the team’s Facebook page yesterday. “Which I’ve got no problem doing.”

Can you imagine what kind of shenanigans would go down if these two were both coaches for the same team. SWAG MELTDOWN.

Hugh Hefner Is Senile

30 year old Hugh would definitely punch billion year old Hugh in his artificial boner for this. Planking is the opposite of cool. Hef used to be too cool for school, now he's is just old and senile and probably does whatever the bimbo blondes he has around tell him to do.

Seriously, does that look like a guy you'd think would plank?

USA Today Coaches Poll

Damn I realize that UT sucked and all last year, but to place them all the way down at 24? That was kind of surprising to me. TCU was right around where I thought they'd be. So I guess the UT ranking was the only thing that really stood out to me.

Swimming Is Awesome

I love watching swimming. There needs to be a TV channel dedicated to swimming. I would watch the shit out of that.

It's Hot As Fuck... Just Wanted To Reiterate The Obvious

It is hot. Hot as balls. When you open the door of your house or car it literally feel like opening the oven. Fuck this bullshit. I'm about to end this shit. Seriously. I am about to kill myself because of the weather. No joke.

My Favorite Movie Meets My Favorite TV Show