Not even joking, I set up these bb gun targets in my backyard today and shot the osama target in the middle of the forehead. Didn't shoot the other targets yet, but if A-Rod or Jay Leno turn up dead in the next few days, you'll know why. Obama gets a free pass because he's the president, and because you never know who will read this shit and think I actually want to... you know. Plus I just thought the president smokin a cig would be a funny shooting target. Not trying to have the CIA or FBI all up in my ass or anything.
Fox News article here.
P.S. I will be taking requests with my new power. For example Rosie O'Donnell, Carrot Top, and Kathy Griffin would all be acceptable requests.
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