Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Lunchables Are Overrated



Fuck a ham Lunchable.
Pizza Lunchable or bust.

I always hated the kids who had pizza lunchables. My parents would never let me get Lunchables. Total bullshit. I literally bargained my lunch out trying to eventually barter my way up throughout the lunch hour to get something worthy to trade for just one of the pizza's in the Lunchable. I don't think I ever did though, mainly just picked on this one autistic kid who was obsessed with Planet Ploids and would trade all his good shit for empty packages of chips. This kid nearly fucking starved to death and finally saved up to get some shitty backpack. On the other hand, I ate well because of his mental defect.

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