How can you call this a rivalry when we demolish the shit out of the Ass-bros almost every time? Total domination. And yes, I took the time to update the Lone Star Series Wikipedia page, because that's the only place I could find the information and I want others to be properly informed of the Ranger's total domination over the Houston Ass-bros. And yes, I just started calling the Ass-tros the Ass-bros. That is what I'm calling them now so get used to it.
