Lunchables Are Overrated

Fuck a ham Lunchable.
Pizza Lunchable or bust.

I always hated the kids who had pizza lunchables. My parents would never let me get Lunchables. Total bullshit. I literally bargained my lunch out trying to eventually barter my way up throughout the lunch hour to get something worthy to trade for just one of the pizza's in the Lunchable. I don't think I ever did though, mainly just picked on this one autistic kid who was obsessed with Planet Ploids and would trade all his good shit for empty packages of chips. This kid nearly fucking starved to death and finally saved up to get some shitty backpack. On the other hand, I ate well because of his mental defect.

This Tattoo Is Awesome

Boom Shakkka Lakkka.

I Feel This

When I first got the Iphone I totally pulled this maneuver a few times coming out of the bar. I've always lived by the motto that you're not going to catch any fish without throwing out some bait, so I always thought the best plan was to throw out a giant net with bait in it. I.E. the mass text hitting on girls that might be receptive in my phone. One time though, I somehow made it a thread on the phone where everyone that replied sent it to everyone else. Not sure how I did this but the 7 girls replies ended up going to all 7 girls. Let's just say the bait didn't work too well that night.

Russians Are Going To Fight

Yeah it might be an aquarium, that doesn't mean Russians are going to respect Flippers home. Can you imagine how much more badass this fight would have been if the water tank was filled with sharks? It would have literally been a fight for the ages.

In Honor Of Randy Moss Retiring

I had to play this video didn't I? One clap bitches.

Always Sunny Trailer

Is Mac maybe the most dedicated TV actor ever and just got fat for this role, or did Mac just get fat and the writers decided to make a joke about it? Either way I'm intrigued.

Women Are Maybe Worse With 2 Wheels Than They Are With 4

I don't know why, but the funniest part to me was when you can see the chick wiping out on the right side of the screen as they are showing the other girl celebrating going across the checkered flag. I also really laughed at the part where the guy said the girl was using some "whit" by obviously cheating and just going around the obstacles.