Summer Jam: Summer In The City. May Contain Midgets And Tits

Pretty catchy little tune. Can't go wrong with midgets and tits either. It's no Rad Anthem, but it'll get the job done. For now. Step your game up summer.

Go Maaaaavericks... Fuck The Police

If This Video Doesn't Put A Smile On Your Face I Don't Know What Will

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

This Is What Happens When You Silence Cuban For Too Long

Cuban. It's a lot easier to love him after finally winning the championship. He can sometimes (often) be the source of negative publicity and energy for the Mavs, but you really gotta hand it to him that he wised up and kept his mouth shut till everything was over and the Mavs ass raped Lebron, Wade, Bosh, and the Heat."Our fans just punked the shit out of the Miami fans." Well put Cubes. Well put. Here's the link to the deadspin video, cause I'm sure this youtube video will be taken down by the NBA and ESPN before the sun rises.

Deadspin link here.

I've Already Ordered This Championship Mavs Hat Because It Completes Me

No I wasn't a dumbass and I didn't pay $79.99 on nbastore.com for the stupid package deal. I went on ebay and just bought the hat by itself for 20 bucks. And hopefully I'll have enough time to do a good recap on the mavs tomorrow, but for now I will just leave you the image of champions in a championship hat.

Go mavs.

This Video Isn't Really That Funny, But Fuck It, It's Dirk Day

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I Had To Post This Video Right?

Let's fuck Lebron in his Lefucking ass and get our first championship in this city since the goddamned Dallas Stars in 19 fucking 99. (I'm not even sure if hockey counts)