Mesquite Officer Pepper Sprays Squirrel In Front Of Pussified Students

From The Dallas Morning News:

Mesquite police officer outraged students at Kimbrough Middle School Wednesday afternoon when he doused a baby squirrel with pepper spray.
According to school officials, the baby squirrel -- which looks to be about the size of a hamster -- was chasing after some students.
The school deemed this a threat, and called animal control.
Mesquite police Sgt. Wes Talley said the officer who showed up thought the animal was acting strange and might have been rabid, according to Fox 4.

Pussy ass bitches. Why do these kids give a shit? Fuck squirrels. Mother fuckers are rodents who carry diseases and fuck up gardens. I don't give a shit if they have puffy cheeks and fluffy tails. The fact is, they are glorified rats. Plain and simple. And while I hate cops as much as the next person, I have to side with officer Davis on this one. Baby squirrel or not, if they little shit has rabies, it's going down. Stupid kids with their smart phones and their youtube. Always trying to tattle via internet and shit.

Where's A Shark When you Need One?

Add a shark, and this could be the best video ever.

Best Drunk Beach Arrest Ever?

Are cops the biggest cock blocking party pooper dickheads in the world or what? Like, way to arrest two hard bodies in swimsuits just trying to get drunk on the beach and have a good time. Is that not what every other mother fucker on spring break is doing? And yeah they're pretty drunk, but not drunk enough to not be able to say "no" like a million times. Which seems pretty safe to me. And how about arresting that 12 year old in the background with backwards hat, not the hard bodies who are at least close to legal age. Regardless, the one liners that comes out of this girl's mouth are pure gold. I would definitely smash, ok maybe not smash but I would at least get shitty with her.

"No. Fuck you! I'm telling you what I have to say! No! No you're not right at all, you're wrong! Fuck you! No!No!No!"

"Fuck you bitch. Don't fucking cast the news on me. Uhhhg! I hate You! If I could do something... I definitely would."

P.S. Does this girls "no's" sound exactly like the gay guy from family guy or what? Nooooooo!!!

Lady Gaga Eats Shit Off Her Piano; Keeps Lip Syncing

Sorry to break it to you Gaga fans. Bitch is 100% lip syncing. Pretty damn sure you don't just keep singing after cracking your ribs on the corner of a piano bitch. And notice how she springs the fuck up so that she doesn't miss her next line. Yeah she's a weird ugly bitch, she's lip syncing, and I would prefer if she went away forever, but you got to give it to her, that's professional lip syncing at it's best. None of this Ashlee Simpson bullshit, where you get caught lip syncing, panic, do an Irish jig, then later blame it on laryngitis. Nope. Gaga takes on the chin, wears it, and embraces it. It's not just a persona. She's like that all the time.

Is This Rangers Hat Worth $99 On Ebay?

So I'm on Ebay looking for a Rangers hat to look clean as fuck for the next home stand and then... Boom the best hat ever is staring me right in the eye. Shaboom! Shapow!
Wait, $99 fucking dollars for this hat. This seller has some balls right? I can't justify dropping a hundo on the thing, but no joke I had to battle myself for 30 minutes on making a decision. I think I'm going to email the guy and offer $50. No one is really gonna give this guy a bill are they?

P.S. This guy is really tempting me with that "For all to envy" label right under the hat. He knows I want it for the envy it would stir up. I fucking love being envied.

selena gomez punched

Rumors are running rampant on Twitter that a Justin Bieber fan may have punched his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, at his birthday dinner in Los Angeles on Tuesday night. Biebs was in a great mood when he and Gomez went into Maggiano's restaurant, but when they left, he was looking considerably less happy - and she had a cut on her lower lip. Ouch!

So did a fan hit Gomez?or bieber hit her???

The newly official couple was seen shopping together at Dolce & Gabanna and Louis Vuitton where the young lovebirds shared a few intimate hugs giving Justin a big birthday boy smile.

After returning home from the dinner, Bieber took to his Twitter, where he thanked fans for contributing to his Charity Water birthday project. "I see all the tweets. #ILOVEMYFANS" he wrote. The following morning, a photo of Bieber in the car with Gomez was released in which he was giving an overly aggressive paparazzo the middle finger and she was covering her face.

Justin and Selena apparently started his birthday celebration days earlier when they enjoyed a romantic night alone at a swank hotel in Orange County according to Hollywood Life.

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Actor Eddie Furlong, 33, probably best known for his stint as John Connor in the film, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, was arrested and booked in LA on Tuesday for allegedly violating an order of protection taken out by his estranged wife, actress Rachael Kneeland, last year.

City attorney’s office spokesman Frank Mateljan says the 33-year-old actor was in court Tuesday for a hearing on the three-year restraining order obtained by Rachael Kneeland when the judge ordered his arrest. He was released on $75,000 bond about three hours later.
People magazine was first to report the arrest, which came a day after the premiere of “Green Hornet.” The movie is in theaters Friday.

However, Furlong is denying the allegations.At the time, Kneeland also stated that Furlong was a cocaine user and his behavior was unpredictable.

Look for Furlong this month in The Green Hornet, which premieres in theaters on January 14 nationwide.

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