Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Best Drunk Beach Arrest Ever?


Are cops the biggest cock blocking party pooper dickheads in the world or what? Like, way to arrest two hard bodies in swimsuits just trying to get drunk on the beach and have a good time. Is that not what every other mother fucker on spring break is doing? And yeah they're pretty drunk, but not drunk enough to not be able to say "no" like a million times. Which seems pretty safe to me. And how about arresting that 12 year old in the background with backwards hat, not the hard bodies who are at least close to legal age. Regardless, the one liners that comes out of this girl's mouth are pure gold. I would definitely smash, ok maybe not smash but I would at least get shitty with her.

"No. Fuck you! I'm telling you what I have to say! No! No you're not right at all, you're wrong! Fuck you! No!No!No!"

"Fuck you bitch. Don't fucking cast the news on me. Uhhhg! I hate You! If I could do something... I definitely would."

P.S. Does this girls "no's" sound exactly like the gay guy from family guy or what? Nooooooo!!!

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