Monday, April 18, 2011

Asians Score A Big Fat Zero On Punching Machine Game



Looks like these two Asians just sent their people back a few hundred years. At least in fighting terms. And I know what you're thinking. Why would a fellow Asian be so mean as to invent an arcade game that would put his people as such a disadvantage? Because everyone knows all video games are made by Asians. And the truth is, I'm not really sure. I have only two solutions. 1. The game is misunderstood and you're actually supposed to roundhouse kick the fucking thing or karate chop it, or 2. This is one of a million games that are actually made and designed by non-Asians. Either way, these guys need to watch some UFC or take a boxing lesson, cause I didn't even know punches like that existed. Like I'm pretty sure a left handed girl punch would blow their scores out of the water.

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