Penguins Seem Like They Might Make A Nice Pair Of Gloves

I guess I'd need two of these mini-penguins to make two gloves. I'd think that'd give them more of a custom feel.

In all seriousness though, I never can really decide if I could wear a nice pair of gloves in Texas. It definitely gets cold enough in Texas to wear gloves, but for some winters it'd only be cold enough for literally like 8 days. And you best believe I'm spending not a cent less than a bill on some gloves. Is it really worth $100 for an accessory that will only do me good for 8 days? I guess it depends on how many duels they get me into. Because trust me, starting a duel with mittens just isn't the same.

I bet starting a duel with a PETA person using baby penguin gloves would feel FANTASTIC.