Monday, April 25, 2011

Jay-Z Is A Fucking Liar


Or maybe he isn't. Maybe if eating dinner with your bitch gives you a boner than she aint no probbbblem. All I know is that my bitch is like 73 out of my 99 problems. That's not even that high of a number either. I've been with bitches that were literally like 94 out of my 99 problems.

P.S. If she reads this she'll be like 98 out of 99 problems. (The other problem being my taxes because I'm pretty sure I filed those fucked up as shit)

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