Another Gem From Minor Ball Coach Wally

There isn't that much I can say about Wally that I haven't already said. This video just hit the interweb today but back June 10th 2010 I posted Wally's original finest moment:


Here's the post from almost a year ago. (I am feeling a bit reminiscent, being the year anniversary and all.)

Motherfucking Wally! Wally Wally! Oh my God! I literally just laughed my ass off. I have no more ass. It's off. There is just greatness all over this video. Move over "Indian Pool Party" This is the new official video of Shaboomin.com
Let's just review the awesomeness that brought this whole video together, because this thing was a masterpiece.
A. The guy up to bat looks like str8 gangsta (that's rare as shit in a baseball video)
B. Quincy Carter is hanging out in the dugout (I swear that's him)
C. The Coach's name is Wally. The umpire saying Wally over and over was killing me
D. Wally says Fuck literally 54 times. (I counted)
E. Wally covers up home plate so that the umpire has to wipe that shit with a little brush
F. Wally says "you're a goddamn embarrassment to professional baseball"
G. The Wallflowers are playing in the background (shout out 90's song I haven't heard since the 90's)
H. Right when I think Wally is heading to the dugout he starts throwing bats and balls all over the field
I. Wally has the common decency to make sure the opposing catcher gets out of the way of projectiles (that's sportsmanship)
J. Wally tells the player "Doc" who just got ejected "let's go have a beer Doc" my kinda coach
K. Wally tore his nail off. Talk about adding insult to injury
L. Wally makes sure to tell all his players they better not pick any of "that fucking shit up"
M. And the kicker, the most important thing of all. Wally has a mic on that picks up the whole thing. Fucking beautiful. Like a Rembrandt.

I think I just got wood going over all of those points. How is scripted T.V., Movies, or anything gonna compete with Wally in real life. If you're a writer quit or kill yourself because the world is recorded now and there is pure gold everywhere.