Thursday, April 28, 2011

Maybe Those Mayans Were Right About That Whole End Of The Earth Thing



The internet keeps making a really strong case for the crackpots who think the world is coming to an end. Speaking of 2012, did anyone watch the movie 2012. It sure did look shitty.

Random things about "2012" the movie:
-John Cusack was the main character. Has John Cusack ever been good in a movie other than "Being John Malkovich"?

-NASA had to make a hotline designated for people calling about 2012. NASA thinks 2012 is bullshit.
Here is a list that NASA made of the most unrealistic science fiction movies of all time.
1. 2012 (2009)

2. The Core (2003)

3. Armageddon (1998)

4. Volcano (1997)

5. Chain Reaction (1996)

6. The 6th Day (2000)

7. What the #$*! Do We Know? (2004)


Here is a list of NASA's most realistic movies of all time:
1. Gattaca (1997)

2. Contact (1997)

3. Metropolis (1927)

4. The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

5. Woman in the Moon (1929)

6. The Thing from Another World (1951)

7. Jurassic Park (1993)

Did anyone see "Contact"? Worst movie ever. And how is "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" not on that list. Shit is real as fuck.

- Bill Paxton would have been much better suited for the part in 2012 than John Cusack.

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