Videos Like This Make Me Want To Be A Cop/Dickhead

Do I want to be a cop/pig/dickhead?
The answer:
Kinda sorta/not really.
But I can't tell you how long I have fantasized about fucking up those little chargeable cars that are boss hogging the left lane. Like, I'll get all up in their grill and they still won't move. FUCKING DICKS.
But being a cop gives one the liberty to fuck with the motherfuckers of society. Yeah.... being a cop puts you on top of a lot of people's shit list, but how many of the people who made the shit list wouldn't love to flash the slow motherfucker in the left lane. HOW MANY MOTHERFUCKERS? HOW MANY!!!
EVERY MOTHERFUCKER. DATS WHO.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FAST LANE UNLESS YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE THE FUCK FAST. SIMPLE AS THAT.