Lady Gaga Eats Shit Off Her Piano; Keeps Lip Syncing

Sorry to break it to you Gaga fans. Bitch is 100% lip syncing. Pretty damn sure you don't just keep singing after cracking your ribs on the corner of a piano bitch. And notice how she springs the fuck up so that she doesn't miss her next line. Yeah she's a weird ugly bitch, she's lip syncing, and I would prefer if she went away forever, but you got to give it to her, that's professional lip syncing at it's best. None of this Ashlee Simpson bullshit, where you get caught lip syncing, panic, do an Irish jig, then later blame it on laryngitis. Nope. Gaga takes on the chin, wears it, and embraces it. It's not just a persona. She's like that all the time.