Sunday, September 26, 2010

Trizz's Picks : NFL Week Three. 100% Guaranteed to be less wrong than last week!

Before we get to the serious business of myself channeling my great uncle's ability to time travel and pick NFL games correctly (but not give the exact score in order to hide said time travel), I want to point out that Boise State is about to win a college football game, I predict.  Fans in love with the color blue, people who hate small schools making too much noise in the BCS, and good teams that only plan on having one loss by the conclusion of this season will take note.  If college football was played mostly during the middle of a boring work week, I believe more people outside of the college experience would care, America loves any kind of football with its violence and agression.  Thus MLB takes a backseat until the playoffs, where a monday night football game would still trounce the World Series in ratings.  More importantly Skip Bayless once stated that rappers Nelly and Lil' Wayne are better (musically) than Eminem or Jay-Z.  Although most mainstream rap isn't very good compared to the underground artists in general, and Jay-Z is extremely overrated (his flow is lame), I believe that to be a good example of Skip's level of ridiculousness.  If he stopped bashing Lebron or Tiger and just stayed focused on the things he actually knows about (and has evidence backing his opinions) than he would be a voice America could trust so much more than the rest of ESPN and the mainstream media.  P.S.  Rob Parker did not dispute the awesomeness of Nelly (he's a black sports reporter from New York).  P.P.S.  I'm willing to bet Limp Bizkit is Skip's favorite band.
There's no need to fear, UnderDog is here...was the statement made last week by an NFL so full of parody.  Week two called for a sophmore slump in brilliance seeing as how many inferior teams won.  I do blame myself for betting against the Colts and the Chargers, there are only a few teams that have been good every year for the last 5 years and those are two of them.  I regret it, but alas, we all live, then we learn, my picks this week are destined for greatness...  I will have a better record than most of the mainstream media by season's end and time has come to get back on track.  The fact that I agreed with almost all of my friends picks, Blake seems completely sensible to me, and the fact that the Bills at the Pats game will be universally counted in the win column of every sports writer's prediction win/loss record...  It all means that Blake will go 12-4 and I will go 13-3.  Let's begin.
BEST BET = The three games Troy guarantees to be right about 66% of the time in terms of both the winner and vs. the spread.  Guaranteed.  Record thus far. 4-2.
Cincinnati at Carolina
It is actually difficult to NOT find a humiliating picture of Jimmy Clausen.
Go ahead, google it.


To the other writers on this site who told coach John Fox to start Jimmy Clausen...I shake my head.  I shake my head in an up and down motion, than side to side, not in agreement or discontent, but rather because no sports fan has ever cared less about any team's quarterback situation.  Blake is right, the Panthers will not be good, I'm willing to suggest that they might be the third worst team in the league, perhaps they'll make their way to second if Clausen is as good as I think he is.  If the Bills weren't so insanely, disgustingly terrible, the Panthers would be an even bigger joke.  Their pass rushing is mediocre, their secondary is no good, but their offense is so much worse than everyone expected it to be before the season started.  Matt Moore looked good at the end of last season, and half of the expert scouts don't think Clausen can play in the NFL.  I blame the Quarterbacks coach for Moore's poor decision-making so far, but it doesn't matter either way.  Sam Bradford IS more NFL ready than Jimmy will be next year, without Donnie Avery, Sam has nobody to throw to and we have yet to discuss how bad he's been.  I do disagree with any resemblence of a close game here, Caron Palmer doesn't get too many chances to make T.O. and Ochocinco happy, so he'll take this one.  Cincinnati rocks the Panthers, 33-10.  BEST BET. (the spread is 3 points, you can't lose)


San Francisco at Kansas City
In spite of 49ers haters out there, and equally in spite of the media's high expectations, the niners played very well last week.  If you saw Alex Smith run the 2 minute offense at the end of the game, you would've become a believer in the niners 6-year veteran QB, if only for a moment.  Then of course Brees did what he does, somehow, someway gets his offense back down the field against a strong defensive effort by San Fran.  Too bad Patrick Willis can't play cornerback, safety and defensive end or the 49ers defense would look more like that of the Steelers.  I picked the Chiefs to lose last week, I was a week early, this one better be a laugher, or Singletary may never laugh again.  The 49ers would've won last week if they weren't so young and inexperienced (and unable to hold onto the football).  Why Blake is barely picking the 49ers to beat the spread is beyond me, NFL games are not always close, this one will not be.   San Francisco 31-16 over the overrated Chiefs. 

Buffalo at New England
The Patriots haven't lost to the Bills in New England since the Red Sox broke the curse, Jim Kelly was Buffalo's quarterback, or (in a pop culture reference) since Lindsay Lohan was sweet and innocent.  (since Tom Brady last cut his hair, Zing.   Speaking of which, when asked about his new look, Brady simply told reporters to ask his model girlfriend).  Why do I have time and space to not actually comment on this game?... because the Buffalo Bills couldn't beat a division III school.  C.J. Spiller is explosive, I hope he scores a TD for my fantasy team. (He's one of the Bills running backs).  The Bills seem to switch from Trent Edwards to Ryan Fitzpatrick every season, as it never makes them any better, and soon they'll be re-signing a guy named J.P. Losman.  I love the Pats offense to have a bigger year than anyone expects, I love their defense to be more average than poor on their quest to best the Jets, but this game always has a low scoring feel to it.  So in a crazy move, we all know the Pats will win...but they are favored by 14 points...and I will...say that they...win by.... New England 24  Buffalo 7.  Guess they will beat the spread, BTW Blizzard, Fred Taylor is their running back, he's great at Blitz pick-up and he will have a 100-yard game this year. (One of the three games that he is actually healthy)

Tennessee at NY Giants
Here we are with one of the first intriguing match ups of the weekend.  I could not possibly disagree with Blake so often whilst still picking the same teams and odds.  These two teams will absolutely finish the season at .500 or better, though the Giants will have a better chance to make the postseason in a weak conference (i.e. Vikings, Cowboys).  Last time these two teams squared off back in 2006, Vince Young led an astounding 4th quarter comeback after the Titans had trailed 17-0 for a majority of the game.  Vince Young also won the National Championship in college football with a less talented Texas team, with more late-game heroics.  The Tennessee Titans went 10-6, making the postseason, the last time Young was their full-time starter for the entire season (15 starts) in 2007.  Last year Vince Young was named the starter after the Titans had an 0-6 start, leading the team to a 7-2 record in it's last 9 games.  He's certainly had some emotional troubles, maturity issues along with bad judgement but Vince Young might be a good quarterback (he's certainly gotten better each year) and he's proven how clutch he can be.  Jeff Fisher has never liked, never respected, never believed in, and never wanted Vince to be his starting quarterback.  For Fisher to bench Young after Vince performed poorly against the best defense in the NFL in the first half, knowing how great Vince Young has been at the end of games (and how sensitive Vince has been), in favor of an old man like Kerry Collins was one of the stupidest coaching moves I've ever seen.  Kerry Collins wasn't even that good in his prime, while Vince is a winner.  Jeff Fisher has always been overrated, but now it seems he's gotten to the point where he feels like he can do whatever the hell he wants without consequence, I'd like to think it's complacency more than it is idiocy.  I might have actually picked the Titans in a mild upset, and I still think Vince will finally grow up and come back strong.  The Titans secondary is good too, but this pick is not about them.  The Titans defense has lost a good Haynesworth and Vonden Bosch in recent years, they still have no talented receivers and Chris Johnson is already looking more like a 1,500 yard back than a 2,500 yard one with defenses not only worries about him running, but also the quarterback taking off.  To the Giants, They're better than however awful they looked last week against possibly the best team in football (particularly at home), Their running backs and O-line aren't completely useless, Eli is still the most overlooked top 10 QB in the NFL, Steve Smith is due for a big game, The pass rush is still strong, and they have big-time big play-makers at the safety positions.  I'm not over-hyping them, they're still above-average to good at best, and the AFC is still a much stronger conference.  Blake unknowingly ( I think) and unconventionally picked this game to be a push.  Unless the Giants win by 3 points exactly, he's not getting credit, however I won't count it as a loss because he almost can't win.  Unless he's actually a genius and/or knows the future...   New York wins 27-20 against the titillating Titans.  New York is favored by 3.





Cleveland at Baltimore
Little did the Browns know that they would be even worse without these guys.


Another game this week that almost everyone who picks games (and even those who do not) can agree upon.  I thought the Browns might get off to the type of start that the chiefs actually got off to, the city was somewhat hopeful after the way the team finished last season (and with Holmgren's arrival).  They barely lost to the Bucs, then went on to barely lose to the Chiefs.  Almost beating two bad teams still means that they've lost 2 games they could've won.  I would love to be able to pick the Browns straight up, I like their defense a little, but how exactly do the Browns plan on scoring?  However, I will pick the Browns to beat the hell out of a huge spread (10 1/2).  Even though the Ravens offense looks to get back on track, they'll have to wait at least one more week...  the Baltimore Ravens defeat the Cleveland Browns 16-10.
Dallas at Houston
The Houston Texans inspiration to win at home


WRITE IT DOWN... NOW.  THE HOUSTON TEXANS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL IF MATT SCHAUB STAYS HEALTHY!  I predicted the Cowboys would win the NFC East and earn the #2 seed in the NFC on there way to losing in the divisional round of the playoffs.  However, now that the 'Boys have ruined the reputation of their entire division (still a good - tough division, I say) they have to play one of the best up and coming teams in football.  After finally conquering the mountain, the Indianapolis Colts, the Texans pulled off the most remarkable comeback last week against a very good Redskins defense.  The Texans out-offensed Peyton's Colts and then went on to once again show that their defense steps up when it needs to, and their offense can put up points fast.  Brian Cushing is the AFC's lesser version of Clay Matthews, and he returns in a few weeks from suspension (for performance enhancing drug use) which will inevitably make the Texans defense and their team much more formidable.  The Cowboys need to win, but they've never been able to handle pressure when facing opponents who are equally or nearly as talented.  If the Cowboys do find a way to win though, then my playoff predictions start looking a little better, because the Texans will still be leading their division as well (as I said they would).  Unfortunately for Dallas, Demarcus Ware is amazing but he also seems to be the only guy on defense who comes to play every week.  Romo is still a good quarterback (even if you don't think so) and if the Cowboys can start running the football anywhere near the way they did last season, they have a legitimate chance to win this game.  They're going to lose though, not entirely because they'll choke, but because the Houston Texans are a better team.  The Houston Texans will take out their state rival, the Dallas Cowboys.  30-24.


 
Detroit at Minnesota
Detroit is better than their 0-2 record might suggest, unfortunately for the unemployment-ridden city, so are the Minnesota Vikings.  Favre can't find a receiver and has remembered that he often likes to complete passes to guys not wearing purple.  The Lions have pass rushers, but they'll need run stoppers as Adrian Peterson chalks up 150, and there's a Toby Gerhart sighting.  As much as I hate to constantly agree with the favorites and the experts, I'm not going to ever disagree out of spite for the media.  The Lions offense has looked pretty good, Matthew Stafford will come back down to earth though this weekend.  The Vikings need to win and the Lions don't know how to win.  The Vikings are 10 1/2 point favorites.  The Vikings will win 23-12, narrowly beating the spread and assisting me in defeating Blake's record against the spread.  So there.

Atlanta at New Orleans
I am as down on the Atlanta Falcons as it has been said that I am.  I am a firm believer that the Arizona Cardinals are one of the least talented teams in football and so I picked the Falcons to run up the score last week (correctly, I might add).  However, as little respect as I have for the NFC in general, and as much as my blood boils of hatred for the Saints (only because I didn't think they deserved to win the Super Bowl).  The Falcons are the most inconsistent team with ability I've ever seen, year in and year out.  Their defense doesn't do well in the face of adversity, Michael Turner is still too tired from two seasons ago (when he carried the ball more times than anyone else, by far), Ton-Gon continues to get older, and Roddy White can't catch every pass.  Matt Ryan is better than Flacco, for your information, but that is not much of an accomplishment.  They are above average quarterbacks, but at least the Ravens have a superb defense.  Ryan should have his moments but the Saints win by creating turnovers and finding different ways to succeed on offense.  Another game that will lack excitement regarding a competetive game.  New Orleans Saints will clip the Falcon's wings (a pun that every sports expert predicting games has to use at least twice per season considering how many team names feature a type of bird.)  Meanwhile, 34-21.

Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
I think the Bucs offense is awful, they're 2-0 after facing two bad teams, and I also believe them to be one of the 10 least talented teams in the NFL.  I mean think about it, can you really think of 10 other teams that you know are worse?  I have little faith in the Bucs, and the Steelers defense is incredible.  And yes, forget about the hair, Troy Polamalu is the biggest difference making individual player in football, bar none.  Ed Reed and Ray Lewis have gotten older, but have also always had great players around them (ask the DE with the unpronounceable name Haloti Ngata, or Terrell Suggs).  A few years ago the debate was which player,  Bob Sanders or Polamalu, was more important to their team's defense, and which one is the best defensive player in football?  The debate was cancelled, the questions answered, the proof found in the pudding...Troy is the greatest (possibly the greatest safety ever).  Not to mention the Steelers linebackers are far and away the best defensive group in the NFL, they have FOUR top tier linebackers. FOUR, remarkable!  So it's impossible to believe that I'm picking the Bucs... but I am.  No one expected the Steelers to start the season 2-0, some fans were praying for a 1-3 start without Rothliesberger.  Most experts did not have the Steelers going to the playoffs (props to Peter King, though YOU sir, are wrong about them heading to the Super Bowl).  Anyway, my point being, everything is good in the Steel city, everyone is ecstatic about the team's play.  Pittsburgh will not be taking the 2-0 NFC Buccaneers seriously, and Charlie Batch will finally look like the 4th string quarterback / Coach's assistant that he really is.  One thing I do know about Tampa Bay, their defense is always pretty good, and it's off to another solid start.  The Bucs won't allow many points, and Josh Freeman has just as good a chance of scoring on the Steelers defense as any other average quarterback does.  The Steelers will be content to go 3-1 or 2-2 without Big Ben, their offense will finally cost them by turning the ball over, and the Bucs will squeak out a victory.  Tampa Bay's defense defeats Pittsburgh's defense 13-9 in an almost unwatchable game.

Philadelphia at Jacksonville
  If you believe in karma, Vick will be sent to hell and torn apart by dogs for eternity.  I hate Peta.


I am a Jacksonville fan in a way.  Everyone in the mainstream media sports world seems to presume that they will be a 7-9 at best, and / or  6-10 team if they live up to potential.  Unfortunately for large cat haters (Lions and Panthers look to be terrible, thankfully), they have been an 8-8 team every time YOU think they're going to really fail miserably like they're supposed to, seeing as how they have no fans (Much like the Tampa Bay Rays).  They may be inconsistent at best, but they're still a playoff contender in spite of their average quarterback situation every year.  It's understandable why they chose Garrard over Leftwich, because they knew that they'd have to win in spite of their QB anyway.  However, I'd like to personally take the time to thank my fellow blogger because the Eagles will undoubtedly win this one.  The Jaguars have been, and always will be better than you think they are even without very many fans or believers.  Although I think of the Eagles as a 9-7 team if everything goes as planned in the NFC, I am forced to think playing in Jacksonville might help the Eagles.  In that regard, as much as I like the Jaguars to get back to an 8-8 record, and as much as I like the Eagles to not be talented enough to be more than a 9-7 team, the Eagles are definitely going to win this game.  Michael Vick has already looked better than at any other time in his professional career, keeping his eyes upfield while flying around the field behind the line of scrimmage.  Kolb could still be pretty good someday, but in the NFL, you play the quarterback who gives you the best chance to win RIGHT now.   Why would Andy Reid just concede a playoff spot to allow Kolb to mature and gain experience?  My own respect for the Jags and the Eagles defense's lack of an identity since the death of their hall of fame coach do nothing to change my mind, and though the Eagles are merely favored by 3...  Eagles will win 24-18... beating the odds... and Mo-Jo.
Washington at St. Louis
Unfortunately for the credibility of this site, Blake Broussard often doesn't listen to his head nor make an "educated" guess, instead choosing to pick a team just to be different.  What I've learned after my first two weeks of slight brilliance, but being far too wrong on these picks than I'd like to be is that there are times to go with your gut, and then there are predictions of games in which logic must prevail.  Blake gets to one of these 4 pm games and realizes he's picked too many favorites, and throws an off-the-wall curveball at us all.  It hasn't hurt him too badly as of yet, but this time he's in trouble.  Thankfully his absurdity has given me one game in which I know I will win, and he will lose.  This week I'm finally feeling it, the gut instinct that produces the knowledge in which I'll use to be occasionally right all sunday long.  The Rams are only going to win a certain amount of games in all, and to pick them to win against a more talented Redskins team (a 'Skins team that some picked to be over .500 or to make the playoffs) (like myself) that could and perhaps should be 2-0 would be blasphemy.  The Redskins defense is in the top 10 once again and now they finally have a veteran quarterback who knows how to manage games until there's a need to take risks.  For Commisioner Goodell to not put in place some type of policy dis-allowing timeouts milli-seconds before a field goal attempt is pathetic.  The Redskins may, I emphasize may, not be talented, resilient, or have had enough time to create enough team chemistry to make the postseason this year, but even if they don't, the Rams are the king of awful and no one has any reason to believe otherwise since the Kurt Warner and Marshall Faulk era ended so many years ago.  As previously mentioned, without Avery the Rams have one of the worst receiving corps.  Top draft picks like Chris Long and Adam Carriker have been pretty bad.  James Lauranitis being a solid MLB doesn't mean that I can name one other good player on their defense.  While Washington finally has the quarterback that they tried to make a less talented Jason Campbell become, an incredible defense, and the mental toughness to beat a Rams team in need of some superstars.    The Washington Redskins will rise above the awareness they're in the boring town of St. Louis (Shout out to Nelly)... the Skins beat the Rams 38-13.  BEST BET!  I always get one of these wrong! Hooray!

Oakland at Arizona
Although I was almost as big on Jason Campbell's arrival as the QB of the Raiders as most of those morons at ESPN who thought the Raiders were postseason bound, I still did not think that an average quarterback would make the Raiders win too many more games.  I was merely happy that Al Davis finally came to his senses and moved on from the Jamarcus Russell debacle.  Granted I thought that the Raiders might actually win 5 games for the first time in quite awhile, but all the 8-8 or potential postseason bologna that everyone was talkin' nearly made me sick (as sick as turkey bologna).  I didn't truly take into account the fact that once again Jason Campbell was trying to learn a new offense, after having a new offensive coordinator every year for 4 years beforehand.  No matter how many great running backs the Raiders may have (do they have any?), their O-line is so weak...  Darren Mcfadden is just waiting to have a breakout season, perhaps.  Their defense never seems to get better than their superstar cornerback and a decent linebacker.  Think about some of the Raiders first round picks recently like Darius Heyward Bey, Darren Mcfadden, Jamarcus Russell, or anyone else already forgotten because of inability.  Bruce Gradkowski doesn't nearly have the arm, the height, or the great receiver that his counterpart does, but I have faith that he can manage the clock and score at will against a bad defense.  The only reason I know that the Raiders are going to win this game, is because the Cardinals are the 6th worst team in the NFL.  Derek Anderson has a great arm and one of the best receivers in the league, but physical ability does not dictate desicion making.  The Cardinals lines are not good enough and I've already stated how many of their talented players they've lost heading into this season.  I honestly believe that Ken Whisenhunt is a fantastic coach, and of course he needed to accept the first head coaching job he was offered (look at Jason Garrett of the Cowboys who turned down oppurtunities and will now never be a head coach) but he should've probably given it one more year. (I know you think that's crazy because he made it to the Super Bowl...but the man has no ring, and now he's stuck with a team that won't be very good for years to come).  For him to lead the Cardinals to the Super Bowl on the back of Kurt Warner was impressive in itself but I have to believe he's in the process of completely re-building the oganization from the ground up, in spite of terrible ownership.   Speaking of terrible ownership, Oakland wins 17-13 and the fact that the Cardinals are favored disgusts reasonable fans, experts, and all of those who thought the Raiders were going to be much improved.
San Diego at Seattle
What an easy pick for even the most stupidest of the dumb prognosticators.   The Chargers must be angry at their owner, particularly Phillip Rivers, because A.J. Smith has not only refused to give left tackle Marcus Mcneil or wide receiver Vincent Jackson a fair contract, but now he's decided not to trade Jackson to the Vikings (who needed him in the worst way) out of spite, despite some reasonable offers.  After a few fools listening to Colin Cowherd decided the Seahawks are the beast of the NFC west after their week one upset over the favored 49ers, that's when I first came to terms with the fact that even sports experts or analysts can  completely overreact after a singular football game.  To proclaim the Seahawks anything but mediocre to bad... it was just irrational and shocking.  Think people!  The NFC east is still good even if the Cowboys aren't as good as we all thought, the Dolphins aren't going to score 30 points and the Chargers will still manage to win the worst division in football (if not for the NFC west).  I told myself and anyone who would listen that San Fran was still going to win the division, and it had nothing to do with how good they might wind up becoming, but because the rest of the teams won't win more than 7 games.  I still have a bit of faith in the 49ers as you can tell from my pick this week (though they have yet to win), but my hatred for the 'hawks began long before this season.  Hasselback is always an above average quarterback, but not being AS good as Carson Palmer or Jay Cutler can put things in perspective.  Leon Washington might be of value next season, I can't name a receiver on that team, Lofa Totapu is the only MLB to get worse after a great rookie season.  I didn't think the Chargers would even beat the Jaguars last week, but the Jaguars got 7-9 and random upsets on lock, that being on them.  While the Chargers win another division title with another mediocre regular season record for a playoff team.  Ryan Matthews is going to do something, the lines have always been good and the defense makes plays.  San Diego 24-10 over the Seattle Seahawks.  And one vote for Pete Carroll going back to a different college football team before becoming successful again.

Indianapolis at Denver
There has been some speculation that this is Tim Tebow's girlfriend. 
I speculate that he would not know what to do with...that...or...
Reason #43 Tim Tebow and the Jonas Brothers are not actually virgins


Here's what happened last week...the Colts unbelievable awesomeness took Sunday Night Football over, as they showed the world how incredible they still are.  Don't completely discount the Giants for the rest of the season just because Indy has more talent in their figurative pinky finger than most of the rest of the league.  Robert Mathis continues to prove that he makes Freeney even better by being nearly as good occupying and pass rushing from the other side of the line.  Bullitt can actually fulfill Bob Sander's general role on the field, and Gary Brackett is pretty damn good in his own right (as the middle linebacker).  For them to have any type of decent defense to compliment the unstoppable offense is almost, entirely unfair.  The one thing I noticed last week (before I could no longer stand to watch such a lopsided affair) is that the Colts defense is fast and great in pursuit.  To have the pass rushers they do with a linebacking core and secondary so quick to the ball, they will continue to have a better defense than their talent would suggest.  There's no reason to discuss the offense, if they're able to start running the ball a little more like they used to, mixing up their offensive gameplan, they will be even more perfect than usual.    The Broncos offensive line is not good enough that they can just plug random running backs in to get 1,200 yards this season, unlike other seasons.  I like Josh Mcdaniels, I like his style, I like his smarts...  And as much as I sort of like Tim Tebow's future as an NFL quarterback, to pick him that soon was a bit looney.  They could've used a play-maker at one of the Skills positions but Mcdaniels has some kind of crazy 10 year plan for success,  I'm sure.  Knowshon Moreno is pretty good, he's injured, but more unexpectantly is that Champ Bailey, the oldest good cornerback in the league, will also be out for this game...  the Colts were going to be way too good anyway...  Indianapolis Colts decimate the Denver Broncos 34-19 !!  BEST BET : the Colts should win by at least a touchdown.
NY Jets at Miami
Not only do I disagree, but I most certainly do not concur with anyone on this game.  That's right Marcellus Wiley, the Dolphins will not win in a high-scoring affair.  I planned to pick the Pats all along last week, the Dolphins this week, I wished upon the Jets for them to go 0-4 against their good division opponents, and not only did I not buy into the hype, but I created the anti-hype.  However, the New York Jets look like they have such a terrific defense that they barely even need the best cornerback in football, Darelle Revis.  Rex Ryan may talk a big game in general but he certainly knows how to coach and call a smart & strong defensive unit.  He was a big part of the Ravens success for many years, and the Jets might have even more talent than the Ravens of the past ever did (collectively, not defensively).  Big compliment time.  On the other hand, I'm ridiculous and the Dolphins defense is pretty damn good in its own right (as we all saw against the Vikings).  As much as I was willing and waiting and salivating to pick the Dolphins in this game all week, I've done a complete U-turn.  I think it might either be because it seems as though everyone is now picking the Dolphins to win this one or because the Jets seriously impressed me last week against a Patriots team that looked worse than it is (especially on offense).  The Dolphins are the logical pick based on how solid they've been, but the Jets offense has more potential to put up points than the Henne to Marshall connection that does not yet exist.   The Jets outlast the Dolphins, out-play, out-....beat, the Dolphins, the outcome becoming 20-10.  Jets over Dolphins.
Green Bay Packers @ Chicago Bears
Clay Matthew's hair. (Troy Polamalu's secret is out. Hair = Greatness)


 Yet another matchup that has me torn. The Green Bay Packers are hands down the better team, sure, but the most storied rivalry in NFL history can always go either way.  It's true that Cutler has looked great under the genius of Mike Martz, and it's even MORE true that the Bears are 2-0 (as are the Pack).  This game has too much hype, though in terms of momentum (as with my blog writing partner) I totally wanted to go with the Bears.  My gutty instincts screamed at me that the Bears were going to win this one all along, but the Packers are one of the only teams in the NFC that I feel is definitely assured of a postseason spot, while I'm not sure if the Bears have gotten any better since last year.  The Bears don't have one receiver who can catch, Matt Forte is a running back who doesn't run (like the Giant's Ahmad Bradshaw), and I can't name one guy on the O-line who is even as good as the aging Olin Kruetz.  Not only has the Bears defense lost quickness over the last few seasons, but with Urlacher's downgrade in talent due to age or injury...  Mr. Blizzard is a huge Packers fan, and white people love to see great white athletes (because we wish that was us), but Clay Matthews is not as good as he'll have you believe.  6 sacks in 2 games is a terrific feat, but accomplishments are only as good as your latest performance.  Cutler will not decide to throw a lot of INTs as you'd expect against a play-making defense, and the defense will pretend it's young or talented again.  Quick side note, the USC Trojans have always had fantastic collegian players.  However guys like Carson Palmer, Matt Leinart, Mark Sanchez, Reggie Bush and Lendale White have not been been as good or had much success in the NFL.  I can't even name one of their defensive players to recently make it to the NFL, other than Taylor Mays who fell far in the draft.  What I'm saying is the fact that Clay Matthews, a WHITE outside linebacker, playing for a school that does not have players who translate well to the Pros, has become the best linebacker in football is surprising to say the least.  Green Bay is favored by 3 in another good match up.  Screw that.  The Bears defeat logic, talent, reason and Clay Matthews ( who will only get one sack) by defeating the Pack in a Classic.  20-17.


Have a great Sunday watching the NFL sports fanatics!  I am stuck with the Patriots - Bills game on CBS at 1pm due to my poor decision to live in New England.  I will be missing my favorite team play a great game against a good team, so the local radio sportscast will be my companion.  Big networks that have 2 different channels in the same area should use that power responsibly, by showing 2 different NFL games.  It is now time to figure out what awful running backs I will have to start on my fantasy teams today...  Take care and don't bet against me unless you're going to be right.  For those of you who read the first draft of this article, with me being as tired as 4 am made me...I apologize.  PEACE!

  - Troy Lightner (Trizz)

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Blitzing this Week's NFL Games: The Best Picks, Week 3

Here we are yet again, reader(s); another Sunday is fast approaching and that can mean only one thing: it’s time to make the best, most sophisticated weekly picks on the entire interwebs. Last week upsets were plentiful, and many of the so-called “experts” were lucky to have gone 8-8. Well, not this buckaroo; I managed a 10-6 overall record… roughly the equivalent of going 13-3 over the course of a “normal” NFL weekend. Or the equivalent of me banging your somewhat hot girlfriend and getting away with it scott-free. Not that I did, brah.
So, the king has returned to leave another indelible, startling mark on the history of the inter-highway. Rejoice. And for heaven’s sake don’t disagree; that would just be buffoonery! To the picks!
Cincinnati at Carolina
Boy, the Matt Moore experiment sure didn’t last very long… and to make matters worse, the Carolina Panthers aren’t running the ball nearly as well as they had in years gone by. Good thing I only drafted BOTH OF THEM in my two fantasy football leagues… good thing. While I question the logic of going with Jimmy Clausen so early on in his career, it’s undeniably more exciting to see what flashes Clausen might show us over the course of the season, because let’s get real-the Panthers aren’t gonna do much winning this year regardless. As for Clausen, just because he may be the most NFL ready QB from last year’s draft doesn’t mean he’ll be the best; just ask Mr. A.J. Hawk how that can be. Still, as a fan I would much rather watch Clausen lose than Matt Moore. This weekend will be the first of many times we fans get to see exactly that. Cincinnati 23-19 and one wilted Jimmy Clausen flat top.


San Francisco at Kansas City
San Francisco showed flashes of becoming the darling the media made them into during the offseason last week, but they still found a way to pry defeat from the jaws of victory in a hotly contested Monday night game. Despite playing sloppy, turnover prone football, the 49ers still managed to show that they have a talented defense and a top tier running game at the core of their offensive scheme. They will look to emphasize these assets and minimize the mistakes moving forward this season, and will find success in doing so, at least for one game, against the surprising 2-0 Chiefs. San Francisco 27-21 and one pass thrown all game.
Buffalo at New England
Picks don’t really get easier than this one. Buffalo might be the worst team in the NFL, and they have to play this game IN New England. Brutal. The Patriots aren’t the dynasty Pats of the mid-00s, but they are still legit contenders in a stacked AFC. Also, if someone wanted to tell me the name of the bum the Patriots are starting at RB these days that would be great. New England 38-13 and one thousand people in the stands at Foxboro who could start at HB for the Pats.
Tennessee at NY Giants
Here we are the first interesting matchup of the weekend. These two teams are extraordinarily even when you compare their overall talent and long term aspirations for this season. Both are teams that should compete for a playoff spot, but are not even a lock to go .500 this year. Each had their respective hands full last week, with the Giants being trounced by a far better Colts squad, and the Titans getting stifled by the ever-terrifying Pittsburgh defense. Things seem to be more out of sync in Tennessee, however, with the questionable benching of late game all-pro Vince Young for a guy who played against Reggie White 100 years ago. Chris Johnson was embarrassed last week, and is probably due for a big rebound game against the Giants, but New York’s Eli Manning is gonna be the deciding factor in this one. The Giants, no longer a running team, will lean on Eli and he will not disappoint. New York 24-21 and two teams still unsure about their playoff chances.


Cleveland at Baltimore
Ah, the old Browns vs. the new Browns, otherwise known as the most humiliating loss Cleveland can more-or-less pencil in twice every season. I’m an unabashed Packers fan, and I think Mike Holmgren is eventually gonna do some good things for the Browns organization… but that’s big picture stuff. This year is gonna be like practically every year before it for the Browns; filled with disappointment and another loss to the Ravens. Baltimore 24-13 and only one Ray Lewis bear related incident.
Dallas at Houston
This may be the biggest matchup of the weekend. Texas’s undisputed number one against the red hot, red headed stepchild of the lone star state, and at this early of a juncture in the season the stakes could not be higher.  Not since Wade Phillips’s daddy Bum Phillips was coaching in Houston with the Oilers have both Texas teams been considered real contenders. Of course, if the Cowboys lose this game that contender title goes right out the window. The Texans just have that look too, don’t they? They are the real deal, and if Matt Schaub stays healthy, they are a team that can go deep in the playoffs. The Cowboys are a unit so bloated with talent that it seems to be sinking them right to the bottom of the briny deep. I have no clue what to make of the Cowboys at this point; my gut says one thing and my head another, but for now I’m going to pretend I’m George W. Bush and let my gut do the talking. I think the Cowboys are still going to make the playoffs, and in spite of every logical reason why the Cowboys will lose Sunday… I’m taking the Cowboys. Dallas 28-24 and one disappointed blogger when he finds out he’s not “the decider”.


Detroit at Minnesota
Maybe in another world, in some fantastical place where American manufacturing was never murdered by outsourcing and the evil in the heart of every CEO, the Detroit Lions would be 2-0 right now. Brett Favre would be relegated to a tractor in Cootersville, Mississippi, and the once mighty Vikings would be handed their third straight loss at the hands of Matthew Stafford and a cybernetic Barry Sanders. This is not that world… Minnesota 27-17 and one more season of tragedy set to the backdrop of abject poverty.
Atlanta at New Orleans
I’m not as down on the Falcons as Mr. Troy Lightner is, but they are gonna have to do a lot more to live up to the expectations placed on them as a supposed playoff caliber team. This is not a good match up for the Falcons in which to do that. The Saints have looked a bit flat over the first two weeks, but they are still finding ways to win, and they are still more chock full of talent than all but a handful of NFL teams. It’s unfortunate the Falcons have to play this game in the Superdome; otherwise, they’d have a real shot at winning. New Orleans 28-23 and one last chance for Matt Ryan to show me he’s better than Joe Flacco.
Pittsburgh at Tampa Bay
You know what would be ridiculously funny. If the Buccaneers somehow turned out to be a legit 2-0 and beat the Steelers just to tell us so. Unfortunately, for an improved Tampa team, the Pittsburgh Steelers look to be genuine contenders-and that is without Ben Roethlisberger. Maybe Troy Polamalu is that big of a catalyst in the team being great. Pittsburgh 19-13 and one spectacular head of hair.
Philadelphia at Jacksonville
This is another game where my head is telling me one thing, and me heart is telling me something completely different. I think Reid’s decision to start Mike Vick was absolutely 100% the right decision to have made, and I think the Eagles are hands down a better team than the Jacksonville Jaguars. Michael Vick gives the Eagles the best chance at winning right now and making the playoffs, there is no question about that fact. Yet, something holds me back from making the smart decision here and going with the marginally favored Eagles. I’m not gonna start listening to my head now, however, and in fact haven’t consulted with my brain once during the writing of this entire article. Jacksonville 21-20 and one hundred Vick rushing yards seen by all two hundred Jaguars fan.
Washington at St. Louis
Listening to Bob and Tom do their picks on Friday morning, some random old lady who knows nothing about football picked St. Louis to beat the Redskins. It was her most emphatic pick. The Redskins look so good, but I’m hitching myself to granny’s wagon, baby. St Louis 16-14 and two fools disappointed that they picked wrong come Monday morning.


Oakland at Arizona
I was just as big on Jason Campbell as anyone was. I thought he was gonna come to Oakland and give the Raiders something they haven’t had since the days of Rich Gannon, a talented QB capable of leading his team to winning seasons. Now some Polish journeyman QB is at the helm, squaring off with another team hopping wonder-Derek “remember 2007, fellers?!” Anderson. Who’s the better journeyman? The real question is who the hell outside of these two respective cities care. These are two teams going in opposite directions, with Oakland getting a little better and the Cardinals getting markedly worse. I predict that that trend will carry over and manifest itself in this game with a Raiders’ victory. Oakland 20-17 and one can still listen closely to hear the ghostly sobs of Matt Leinart faintly escaping from the Cardinals locker room.
San Diego at Seattle
Last week I went on about how well I think Pete Carroll will do in his return to professional coaching, and about how much I like the way the future looks for the Seahawks. I stand by all of that. Disastrously enough for Seattle… we live life in the present. Currently the San Diego Super Chargers are as talented as the Seahawks are mediocre and unimpressive. That spells trouble this week for King Rah-Rah and his old, bald QB Matt Hasselbeck. San Diego 28-14 and one too many Pete Carroll butt slaps for comfort.
Indianapolis at Denver
Wow, what happened last week, Troy? Manning Bowl II was a ridiculously one-sided affair that you came out on the losing end of in every single way. I liked the boldness of such a pick, after all, we both went out on limbs for New York last week (me for the Jets, Troy for the Giants) and I could have just as easily ended up looking every bit the moron, but I’ll take it where I can get it. Indianapolis handled the Giants exactly as I said they would, after coming off a terrible showing against the sensational Texans. This week Indy’s priority is gonna be getting the show on the road, as in doing what the Colts do best; rack up consistent victories and prepare themselves for crushing disappointment in the post season. It certainly doesn’t help that the Denver Broncos are going to be without Knowshon Moreno for this game. Indianapolis 31-17 and one Tim Tebow run around the right tackle… for no gain.
NY Jets at Miami
How about them New York Jets, ladies and gentlemen? Aside from making me look like a football pickin’ genius, the New York Jets showed last week that perhaps all that talk about being serious contenders wasn’t completely hot air. They not only beat a superbly talented Patriots team, they did it mostly without the help of Cornerback extraordinaire Darrell Revis. Mark Sanchez played as well as he ever has and the Jets offense got moving for the first time all year (preseason included). That was last week, however; and one great game does not a season make. A good bit has changed for the Jets since then; the Braylon Edwards controversy has to be a distraction, not to mention they are facing off with a Miami team who look to keep winning all year. And don’t forget, if the Jets are going to make it two in a row they are going to have to do it without Revis again this week. Like last season, I believe it’s gonna be another up and down, back and forth sort of year for New York, ending with either a playoff run or narrowly missing the playoffs. After an enormous victory last week, the NY Jets are ripe for disappointment. Miami 20-16 and three post game eff bombs from Rex Ryan.
Green Bay at Chicago
Yet another matchup that has me torn. The Green Bay Packers are hands down the better team, sure, but the most storied rivalry in NFL history can always go either way. In the Lovie Smith era, the Packers have only beaten the Bears 3 or 4 times (google it yourself dammit!). In addition, I have no clue what to make of Chicago. Are they a good, playoff caliber team, or are they a squad that has overachieved for two straight weeks (including stealing a win from Detroit) and due for a hard fall against a superior Packer team? It is incredibly hard to say either way at this point. This pick is the only one where I’m going to go with my head over my gut. All obvious signs point to a Green Bay victory, and in this case, I am going to heed those signs. But I do so reluctantly; it’s only my extreme love for the Packers that will allow me to go against my instincts on this one. The Bears are a dangerous team, Mike Martz is working magic he hasn’t worked since his days in St. Louis, and Cutler has come alive like Peter Frampton… Chicago has more going for it than it has since 06. The Bears do not have Clay Matthews however… and this is quite unfortunate for them and Jay Cutler’s bladder control. Green Bay 24-21 and two Clay Matthews sacks closer to seeing an NFL QB die on the field.


My methods may seem questionable at best, and they are, for instance; how does one go so strongly with their heart and their gut over their head and then, suddenly, change that formula for the last pick you might ask. You might. And if you do, please let me know. Until then, you’ll do fine acknowledging my inherent brilliance. Because like I said last week… there is absolutely no way I’m just some small time blogger/crack pot who has no real method to picking games short of making educated guesses. No way at all. -Blake Broussard

Friday, September 24, 2010

A Prelude to an Article or: Hulkamania Wins Again!

Alright, I’ll level with you reader(s), I was gonna write a point by point blog post of my own about what’s been happening in the world of sports since last Sunday. I was. I mean, there is a tremendous amount of things to talk about. Have you heard the one where Mike Vick threatened to sick his dogs on Andy Reid if he wasn’t made the starter? (womp womp)
What about Vince Young being benched in favor of Vinny Testaverde impersonator Kerry Collins? Was that really a good move in light of Vince Young being a) a proven leader late in games and b) Young being as unstable and as sensitive as I am after a few Rob Roy’s?
Certainly I would be remised if I didn’t talk at length about the demise of the Cowboys and the Vikings (and the great exaggeration there of). Two supposed contenders in a slump, Wade Phillips on the hot seat, and Brett Favre looking like a shell of the ageless hero that walked onto the field game after game last season… it’s a veritable perfect storm unfolding before our eyes and it has to be talked about (just ask ESPN-I mean, cheese and crackers). 
Indeed, I intend to talk about all of that with gusto… tomorrow. Yes, in addition to my rock solid picks, which I’m tired of Troy apologizing for because I came out with a convincing record in a ridiculous week of upsets and because I’m the greatest, I will cover each of those topics with my trademarked brand of genius. For now, however, I would like to talk about the most important thing to ever happen in the history of mankind… ever: HULKAMANIA!


Because, frankly brother… has it not run wild on you? Hulk Hogan not only body slammed Andre the Giant into the void and sold Rick Flair’s heart medicine on the street as ecstasy to keep a charity children's hospitial from being closed down and turned into a acid factory, but also he wrote perhaps the greatest album in music history; simply titled Hulk Rules.


And boy does he ever. This album is full of gems, from terrible rap (because every asshole, even Rodney Dangerfield, rapped in the late 80s) to terrible ballads, this masterpiece has it all. Just check out the wonderfully crooned "Hulkster in Heaven" about a little boy who dies of cancer and, years later, gets to tag team wrestle with Hulk Hogan in the hereafter. Yes, it’s something all of us children of the 80s dreamed about doing: dying of cancer, having hulk Hogan write a song about it, and then finally getting a chance to tag the Hulkster in for a finishing leg drop on that bastard Macho Man Randy Savage… in heaven... with Jesus and John the Baptist and Lot (and his sexy, sassy daughters) all watching approvingly. Never mind that the lyrics, music, and singing are bad enough to raise that little cancer stricken boy back from the grave… the Hulkster does it again, baby!
Anyhow, check back tomorrow for all that cool stuff I promised. Trust me, you’ll want to witness for yourself how badly I trounce the main proprietor of this blog in the weekly pick win/loss column again. It’s gonna be a, ahem, “blizzard” of fun!
Oh, and NWO FOR LIFE! -Blake Broussard

Thursday, September 23, 2010

The First Ever R.A.T. Random Angry Thoughts - Braylon Edwards does 3 things well, Drinking, Driving and growing massive Beards, the Jets are Cowards, but the NFL is to blame (Allow me to re-introduce myself)

  Trizz : 8-8 win/loss record  6-9-1 against the spread ! Blake : 10-6 win/loss record  8-8 against the spread.



              That's right, we're men, we can deal with our awful prediction results from the previous week.  Procrastination may have ensued but we're here and I am personally ready, willing and able to accept responsibility in failure.  I refused to go down without a fight by boldly predicting the Patriots would slaughter the Jets, and going out on a very weak limb, picking the Giants to beat the Colts.  If I lose, if I'm wrong, I want to be crushed and devastated as opposed to not standing by my convictions.  Of course now that the Jets have won a division game, the Cowboys don't want to make the playoffs, the Patriots defense came back down to earth, and the Jets are who we thought they were...good?  In admitting defeat for the week and in praising my partner Blake Broussard (good job Blake for having a winning record although the underdog won a majority of the games), I will also do the unthinkable in giving some slight respect for those clever folks over at ESPN.  Almost every expert had at least an 8-8 record (like myself) while others finished 9-7 and 10-6.  Also respect to fellow local sports bloggers for undoubtedly being smarter than me regarding week two of the 2010-11 NFL season.  Thus ends complimenting everyone else, now to refute their sports knowledge and explain why I will inevitably become the king of NFL predictions as this season progresses...(Also be sure to check out why everybody's wrong about everything they think about the Jets and Braylon Edwards in general in the last paragraph.  Braylon Edwards should not be playing this sunday, but we are all hypocrites and the Jets should not be getting destroyed in the press)



Skip Bayless, Jamele Hill, and the ESPN power rankings agree that the NFC east is one of, if not the worst division in the NFL this season.  Not only are the way off, but they're also completely wrong.  When seeking some sort of lousy evidence for their weak arguments, ESPN analysts refer to their own company's ratings of a league that made the sunday night game on NBC most prevelant and important.  The Eagles may have traded a very good quarterback, but they traded him within the division.  Before last year the Giants were not just a good team, but one of the best teams for two consecutive seasons, and despite horrible performances they still finished 8-8.  The Redskins already had a great defense that has built up its credibility for years, and now they have a quarterback who knows how to win games (Look at how badly Jason Campbell has still been).  On the other hand, the Eagles may have lost their franchise QB, but Vick and Kolb are two quarterbacks with tremendous potential.  Vick has already proven how amazing he can perform when he's back near the top of his game.  The Eagles defense is always above averages, and though they couldn't block my grandma, they have incredible talent at the skills positions (Lesean Mccoy whom I told you would be great last week, Desean Jackson, and Jeremy Maclin).  Furthermore the Giants lost ONE game to the best team in the NFL for the last 10 years.  The Colts don't lose two games at home, they don't lose coming off of a division loss, and Peyton Manning is by far the third greatest quarterback of all time.  One terrible performance does not warrant critisicm to an excessive degree along with a call for the removal of a great coach in Tom Coughlin.  I may have predicted the Giants make the playoffs this year, who knows, but I do know they have more talent then they're given credit for, their O-line isn't as bad as it looked against the Colts incredible pass rushers, their quarterback is a top 10 talent, and they WERE STILL 13-3 two years ago.  For ESPN's experts, Skip & Jamele to write off the NFC East and the Giants after two weeks is absurd, especially since the basis for the argument concerning the Cowboys making the playoffs is that their division is so bad, that they'll have to win it.  The Eagles almost came back against a super Green Bay Packer team and defense in the first game, the Redskins lost an overtime game to a fantastic team, a team that had just beaten the Colts, who know how good they are, and how irrelevant that game will be to a Giants team looking to have a spectacular season.  The Cowboys might still bounce back and make the playoffs because they do have talent, but it's definitely not because they play in a weak division.  The Seahawks showed how stupid anyone (namely Colin Cowherd) would be to jump on THEIR particular bandwagon just because they beat a decent niners team in a bad division.  The 49ers showed they could compete with the big boys on monday night, and Alex Smith is NOT the worst quarterback ever.



Over in the AFC, I picked the Jaguars to beat the Chargers, fully aware of how inconsistent the Jags have been for seasons, consistently.  I just figured Rivers would continue to miss LT and Vincent Jackson, along with his left tackle, Marcus Mcneil.  Now the owner wouldn't even listen to reasonable offers for Vincent, and so it's become obvious he wants his former star receiver to sit out the season out of spite.  The Jaguars are still good enough to beat anyone at any time, and bad enough the following week, to lose to the worst in the league.  I was listening to Glenn Orway, Steve Deossi, and Lou Merloni on the local WEEI Boston sports radio talk show, and they almost drove me as crazy as ESPN's lack of respect for the NFC East and even Mike Francesa's obsession with vengeance upon the Jets.  They were talking about how Tom Brady can no longer perform well in the second half, how he's forcing the ball to Moss (perhaps), how awful he was last season (upon returning from injury), and how he's lost his mental toughness if not his ability to throw the deep ball.  So many sports writers will attempt to remind you that it's only two weeks into the season, and most of these teams have only had ONE awful game, but it doesn't seem as though anybody is rational enough to believe in reason.  Brady had ONE bad second half against a great Jets defense, trying to force it in where Revis was no longer playing, unfortunately for him, Moss has always been overrated and Cromartie owned him.  The Jets are good, any of those 3 AFC east teams could win the division, but I will not attack the Patriots, especially their offense.  To think Tom Brady has lost ability or given into some type of pressure so early on in the season is so ridiculous, he was against an amazing defense, they lost one road game, GET OVER IT, people.  I know the Pats have struggled against good teams on the road for the past couple seasons, but this is the first time their offense has been entirely intact.  The fact that the local Bostonites weren't talking about how badly they misjudged their defense after week one, how their defense couldn't step up against an unproven quarterback or how bad Darius Butler played and instead were voicing their worries about the offense, is INSANE.  Just like the Jets and Colts are still good teams, and I have to go more with teams I know to be consistently good over the last several seasons, the Patriots and Giants will bounce back, I promise.



In baseball, the Colorado Rockies have been so good for the last three septembers it has honestly become a trend.  The Rockies won something like 22 games in a row heading into the playoffs before losing to the Red Sox in the World Series 4 years ago.  What's even more impressive is that they're doing it all without the help of one of the best pitchers in the game, Ubaldo Jimenez, who has lost his control in his starts after the all-star break.  Joba Chamberlain still has better stuff, but Kerry Wood has been so special, such a perfect 8th inning pitcher, that the Yankees need to go with Wood more often during must-win game scenarios.  The Rays continue to have another great late-season surge in spite of their pitchers, James Shields and Matt Garza having the worst draughts of their careers in terms of winning percentage and E.R.A.  The Braves are still ahead in the wild card because no one in the National League knows how to hit a baseball.  Manny Ramirez couldn't save the White Sox.  The Red Sox almost have no choice but to pick up Big Papi's 12 million dollar option for next season, and the Anaheim Angels are going to come back stronger than ever after such a dissappointing season this year.







   Like the prospect of a virgin's first bedroom conquest, allow me to keep this short and sweet, and hopefully satisfying for all parties involved.   BREAKING NEWS:  Braylon Edwards, wide receiver for the New York Jets, is a moron!  When Plaxico Buress brought a gun into a NYC club and shot himself in the leg, got arrested, convicted on gun possession charges, sentenced to prison, and cost himself a few of his prime athletic years in the NFL, some fans felt sorry for him.  I thought about it for awhile, seeing as how he had just helped my team, the New York Giants, win the Super Bowl in one of the greatest upset victories in the history of any sport, I, myself, felt sorry for him a short time.  There were even times when I defended his decision to myself in a classic battle of self-mutilation....or self-actualization?  Steve Smith, now the best receiver on the team, had recently been robbed before Plaxico made the poor choice of carrying a weapon on him when going out to experience the night life of the city.  I told myself, my friends & family, and random strangers who were oblivious to my ignorant arrogance that Plaxico was scared, he was only trying to protect himself, he was depressed, lost, he wasn't aware of the strict New York gun laws after living in Florida (notoriously weak gun control/restriction laws).  Some time later, when the Giants lost in the first round of the playoffs and I realized it was mostly Plaxico's fault, I contemplated the situation a bit more, and I also thought about my reasoning for defending the superstar.  The truth is that everyone can relate to people who give into their own fears, sadness, insecurities, and he was a sympathetic figure.  I still believe he made a mistake, one that he regrets, and that every human being, along with every superstar professional athlete deserves a second or third chance.  A certain amount of time has to have passed, lessons have had to be learned and attitudes shifted, but everyone is entitled to a stupid, horrible mistake ONCE in their life.  Plaxico knew he had to register his gun in New York if he was going to carry it on himself, he obviously should've been smart enough to know how to put the safety on or at least not have the gun accidently go off, he should've had a bodyguard or friend hold the gun, and he shouldn't have even had a gun in the first place...  If he wanted to keep an unloaded one in order to scare away threatining people that would've been understandable, but what was he going to do...shoot an unruly fan?  Shoot a druggie gangster in a dark alley?  Obviously, he didn't think that through.



Meanwhile my anti-New York Jetisism is officially over.  Rex Ryan's smug facial expressions still have the tendency to sicken me almost as much as the radically bold claims that spew forth from his mouth.  Perhaps that's a bit extreme, but as with the rest of America, Rex Ryan's Jets' comments and actions have gotten old fast.  So many media members back on the bandwagon after a great win over the Pats last weekend certainly didn't make the Jets haters very happy, knowing their arrogant ways would be back on track.  The Jets were fun at first, Rex Ryan brought an attitude, an aura, and an excitement to New York.  The Jets have finally become a media darling, stealing more headlines than do the Giants.  Not to mention, making the AFC championship game last year really brought credibility to this new Jets era.  The Ines Sainz situation was clearly overblown by a less than respected reporter, The Jets "Animal House" atmosphere is obviously a work of fiction, and they most likely put in as much work as every other NFL franchise.  However, the "fun" came to a screeching halt early tuesday morning when Braylon Edwards was pulled over and found to be driving intoxicated.  I am not a wishy washy, iffy, both sides of the fence, one foot in, type of journalist or person, so this topic has been conflicting with my usually strong opinions on controversy in the world of sports.  So instead of saying that everybody's partially right, it's time to rip everyone's wrong opinion to shreds.  Where do I begin?...  I have watched Mike Francesa (WFAN sports show host also appearing on the YES network, one of the more respected voices in the NYC) become desperate, often raising his voice disrespectfully to his own colleagues over the last few days in an effort to assault the New York Jets' integrity.  Over the last year, perhaps few months or so, Mike has been on the outs with the Jets organization, due to his verbal bashing of the team on its' handling of various situations.  Though I have agreed with Mike more than not, though there's no way the Jets should be letting Braylon Edwards play this sunday, and though the Jets seem to come up with more excuses and falsehoods trying to justify their own questionable decision-making, Francesa is insulting his audience's inteligence in his own right.  Obviously Francesa has a biased view of the situation, and to not admit that may be affecting his judgement of the team.  He certainly would not be this hard, or critical of the Giants...but the Giants, much like the Steelers (and their handling of the Santonio Holmes marijuana use), and Tom Coughlin would probably not have made the mistakes that the Jets have.  Forget that though, most organizations would be trying to find a way to get their best reciever on the field in an important division game (as well as hiding behind the players association), most workers in most jobs would NOT be suspended or fired for getting a DWI (and could show up to work the next day), and the precedent has not yet been set, Ronnie Brown and Joey Porter are two examples of other players on other teams who weren't suspended for their arrests.  Hell, Dante Stallworth and Leonard Little murdered people when they drove under the influence and they were still allowed back on the field (Though Stallworth was suspended for a season by Goddell).  The Jets offer a service to the players in which any player who has been drinking can get a ride from where they are back to their home.  On top of that, the Jets are trying to win a Super Bowl, who knows if Edwards not playing against the Dolphins this sunday could cost them a chance to even make the playoffs, in such a tough division.  It's unfair for one player's stupid actions to cost the entire team, to mess up the gameplan, and reduce his team's chances of winning the game. 



With that said, other sports radio guys (Mike Greenberg of ESPN's Mike & Mike in the Morning) are as equally wrong in their opinions and assessment of the situation.  Greeny wants the Edwards to play, the Jets are his and he wants to win.  Greeny says, much like steroids in baseball, that fans dont have to be supportive of an individual player's terrible exploits off the field while rooting for their favorite team.  The only problem with that being the New York Jets franchise is a public entity, different jobs in society require different consequences, and public figures are subject to higher standards.  Also, drinking & driving is a serious offense, that not enough people in this country take seriously, causing massive amounts of injury & death to innocent, unsuspecting victims and families.  The most horrific part of this story is that Braylon Edwards was drinking with Dante Stallworth before Stallworth committed manslaughter, Edwards, also while intoxicated, punched a man half his size (Lebron Jame's friend).   Along with being inconsistent on the field, and dropping more big passes than he catches, Braylon has had a troubled past, and a history of alcoholic encounters, finding that his potential talent outweighs the consequences of his absurd behaviour (and the Jets thought they fleeced Mangini's Browns when trading for the crappy reciever last season).  The Jets should have set the precedent, the circumstances are unique, New York is extremely susceptible to such vile, pathetic individuals thinking they're above the law.  You'd figure the Jets owner would be more outraged, his daughter died of substance abuse this year.  Though Woody and Rex have said some of the right things, they're also liars.  To first say that they had to play Edwards this sunday (they only have to pay him), to then suggest the players association would not let them sit Edwards (very untrue, the association were not even willing to file a grievance had the Jets chosen not to dress Braylon Edwards for the game), then to continue the dishonesty by back-tracking, now saying they've been unfairly criticized because the NFL itself has not handed down a punishment and no other teams have suspended players merely based on DUI/DWI arrests before convictions.  That's fine, but to give Francesa so much fuel to pour on this fire over the last few days has proven how badly the Jets have mishandled this situation, from the beginning they should've stated "Though we completely disapprove of the crime Braylon has been accused of, we as an organization have decided not to start Edwards as punishment, the NFL has not suspended him and we want to give our team the best chance to win this sunday, period." ... or something to that affect. 



By fumbling and bumbling over their own words and statements, they've seemed to incompetent and weak in character.  Sometimes you have to sell a piece of your soul in order to put yourself in the best position to win a championship, many teams would be doing the same thing the Jets have decided to (Would they have not suspended him had Holmes already returned from his suspension?).  Unfortunately, the kind of players the Jets have recently let go (Alan Faneca, Thomas Jones) seemed to be good character guys, while the Jets knew they were bringing in some players with questionable ethics (Antonio Cromartie, Santonio Holmes), including Braylon Edwards, seemingly the most troubled of their players and proving to have the least integrity.  The NFL makes almost pure profit on their $8 beers that they serve at the stadium, many beer and other alcohol related companies sponser many of the games on the networks, the teams, and the stadiums.  Could that have something to do with Goddell's lack of response considering how hard he's come down on players like Ben Rothliesberger, a player who HAS NOT and NEVER will be convicted of a crime?  At the same time,  I do not condemn the Jets for trying to win, and they are not responsible for what happened.  Goddell is wrong, Greenberg is wrong, Francesa is wrong, Woody Johnson is wrong, Rex Ryan is wrong, sympathizers are wrong, Jet despisers are wrong and lastly, not leastly, Braylon Edwards was so wrong and pathetic.



Our picks for next week will magically appear tomorrow, the 10 best quarterbacks will be proclaimed, discussed, and disagreed upon by all of us over the next few days.  Blake will be declaring his own R.A.T. rant blog post into the wee hours of the morning, and we will continue to know more about sports than you do.  Our psychic ability regarding our future predictions will be 50% stronger, according to our resident psychic, the magic 8-ball.  Until then sports fans, the American George Clooney wishes you Good night and Good luck, Tom Brady needs to cut his hair and put his model girlfriend in her place (though she makes more money than he does), Space Jam is still a better sports movie than Hoosiers or Remember the Titans (as factual as the fact that the Fugees were always better than the Wu-tang Clan), and Madden 11's team ratings will be the most inaccurate in the history of the game (Jason Campbell is better than Mark Sanchez and Matthew Sanford)    (Not to mention the new running game does nothing to negate the lack of defense)  PEACE -  Trizz