Dirk continues to get plastered all over the world while the rest of lead boring lives with summer classes, jobs, internships, and heat waves. What I would give to be in Dirk's entourage. Even to be the turtle in the group or the Cardinal in Brian Cardinal's case. Why are the moochers in entourages always named after animals? Fair price to pay. I would accept the name grackle. What is a grackle you might wonder? Grackles are those annoying ass birds outside of walgreens and grocery stores that infest the trees and parking lots and make the most annoying noise in the world and shit huge white blots all over cars.
PS: Who the fuck let the O face guy from Office Space dress up as a Wuerzberg cheerleader?
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