Sadly, I don't know if I have ever dominated a children's toy as well as this little Dora the explorer girl dominated the shit out of this sit-n-spin. I guess you could say I was pretty damn good at torpedo. That rubber dildo that you throw in the pool. Pinpoint accuracy, getting it to jump out of the water and into someone's face, pretty good. But this bitch is triple-sow-cowing this sit-n-spin like she's Christina Yamaguchi or some shit. Wasn't even dizzy when she got up. And where was my sit-n-spin when I was little? All I had was an office chair with wheels. Got the job done, but nothing like the sit-n-spin. Shit.
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