Do Not Steal This Guys Fucking Pecan Twirls

Everyone's got their fix. And for this old grandfather, it's pecan twirls. Not really sure what the hell he is calling them, but you can rest assure that this old dick needs his "motha-fuckin pin wheels." And I think I know where he's coming from. My shit is motha-fuckin Marie Callender's chicken pot pies. If I come home to find out that they're all gone, I super fucking pissed. And make no mistake about it. Brand is everything. Fuck the Boston Market pot pies. They're shit. This guys brand is Great Value. The walmart brand. Pretty good brand actually. They make some pretty fire roasted peanuts. And beef jerky.