There have been only two Cowboys I ever really hated. Coincidentally they both happened to be named Roy Williams. As far as I am concerned all Roy Williams can go fuck themselves collectively, and that includes North Carolina's white Roy Williams.
Good riddance. Get the fuck off my team. Go fumble the comeback TD somewhere else. Go flail your alligator arms over the middle on one of our divisional rival teams. Go flash your goddamned Longhorns symbol on some other team that might be impressed about your alma mater. Really all I want you to do is not be on my team anymore and Jerry finally admitted it was a stupid fucking trade and dropped your ass. Kind of like your fiance. Damn homie, kill yourself.
Here is a picture of the girl who Roy Williams asked to marry him. This is the guy she started dating a few days after Roy Williams mailed (FUCKING MAILED) his proposal and ring to this chick. This dude is college baseball player for Houston batting .240 and ironically named David Murphy. Getting dumped for a college baseball player with highlights in his hair barely batting over the Mendoza line is definitely not Cowboys material.
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