Cubes In His Historic Rugby Years As Told By Cubes

From Deadspin:

Just another random rugby party. I have no idea who owns the ass behind me.

This photo and the next one were taken during a Rugby 7s tournament in Fort Wayne one summer. These girls were watching when I got my kit ripped apart in the match, and they asked for a picture.

As a show of appreciation for their appreciation, I returned their affection. It was the polite thing to do.

This was taken at a birthday party at Motley's Pub, a bar I opened up with my buddy Evan Williams and a few other friends before my senior year at Indiana University. I'm not sure how my pants got ripped that night, but I have no doubt there was a good reason for it.

All there is to say is that I'm glad I got rid of the '70s porn mustache.

I wasn't there, so I really have no idea on this one — but hey, it was the '70s.

If there was ever doubt about winning the party, you'd whip out the elephant walk. As you can see, I did not participate.

This must have been a hell of a party, because if the Elephant Walk didn't win the party, then you'd naturally find the 151 or Wild Turkey and demonstrate the Flame-O.

This, obviously, is rugger bowling. It requires no explanation. In this case, the rugger being bowled must have realized that there's less friction when you're naked, which leads to more points on the board. After all, when it comes to the rugby party, winning is the only thing.

Fucking CUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!!! If frat stars didn't love Cubes before, they gotta love him now. Blowin' down on the reg, porn stache on the reg, 69ing on the reg (if you're in to that), making pledges/freshmen teammates elephant walk on the reg, breathing fire shots on the reg, some kind of human bowling beer pong on the reg. Just raping, raging, and rocking the shit out of the 70's. It's pictures like this that make me wish I lived then instead of now. Shit looks like an add for Canadian Club, but in the 70's. Damn right Cubes blew down.