My sister is uptight. uptight as shit. So obviously she is graduating in 4 years. Who even does that? Seriously though, I'm going to be nice for a half second. Congrats sister on the graduation.
Now to the awesome part. I get to fly first class today. I've never flown first class so I'm kind of pumped for it. I'm going to be towling my face like a motherfucker. Any perks that 1st class gets I will be exploiting the shit out of.
Since I've known I'm flying first class, I've literally been thinking about this episode of Seinfeld non-stop.
Get ready Oxford, I'm coming to spread the lips of your Southern hospitality.
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