Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Lindsay Lohan And Her Tits Don't Give A fuck



Do you know the best way to stay out of jail? By showing up to probation and community service with your tits hanging out. I'm pretty sure no one in the justice system wants to provide tax payer dollars by locking those funbags up. Will someone hurry up and give me the Lohan-Cyrus sex tape I deserve. I earned by dealing with the internet constantly reminding what they are both up to, the least the internet could give me is some lesbo action.

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