So Apparently Freestyle Canoeing Is A Real Thing...

I youtubed "Freestyle Canoeing" because I prefer to embed the Youtube videos when they are available, but like a million different videos came up. What the fuck? Really world? Really internet?

Any who, This guy can fucking get all day long. Just straight bowtieing and canoeing right in your grill mix. And did he pick the best song ever for freestyle canoeing? Patrick Bateman definitely believes so.