Someone's Over Dressed Dad Takes A Line Drive To The Dome

Somebody get this kid in kid pitch before he kills another over dressed dad. Then again, if anyone's dad deserved a line drive to the dome it was this guy. What respectable man decides he needs to suit up full uniform to pitch to seven year olds? Mother fucker even pulled his pants up like he's Ian Kinsler or some shit. I can only imagine the embarrassment his wife/life partner felt every game he went out to the mound. Everyone knows you're supposed to wear the dad uniform. Khaki shorts, polo shirt, fishing hat, and some old rebock tennis shoes, or whatever dads are wearing these days. Pretty sure you're supposed to pitch underhand and on one knee too. If you're throwing overhand and these kids are knocking the screws of the ball, it's time to let jr. take a stab at pitching. Just another prime example of what happens when you don't follow the rules. You wanna dress like a player? You're going to get internal brain bleeding like a player. Should have followed the rules.