Romo Is Getting Married

From WFAA.com:
DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and fiancé Candice Crawford are reportedly tying the knot this month in Dallas.
TMZ is reporting the two plan to get married May 38 at Arlington Hall at Lee Park.
Those at the historic mansion told News 8 they are not allowed to comment one way or another.
However, the bride-to-be appeared on Good Morning Texas Wednesday morning. Crawford told host Chris Flanagan that she and Romo are pretty private people and are trying to keep their wedding plans private, too.
Crawford, a former Miss Missouri and Dallas television sports reporter, did say the two have set a date for the wedding and it will be before the upcoming football season. She would not comment on where or exactly when it will be.

No one is more happy about this than me. There aren't too many Romo supporters out there anymore, but I definitely am. The one problem I always thought Romo had though? His dick. It's not that I'm not sympathetic empathetic with thinking with your dick, it's just that when you're leading my Dallas Cowboys you need to put the dick second. And do you know what the cure for not giving your dick attention is?
Mawwiage. Sweet Marwedge.

So now that Romo won't be thinking about getting his dick wet, he can finally focus on winning that super bowl.