just call me cupid

so after my first successful attempt at matchmaking

in real life i have decided to move on up to celebrities,

since obviously all high-profile people check

oatmealraisincookiechrissy

non-stop on their blackberrys all day long.

i know, i know.

its the new cnn.

biiiiiiiiitch please,

(if you saw the new SNL with zac efron, you will get that

if not... you need to watch it ASAP)

there are so many ridiculously good looking celebrities

that are still single, i don't get it?

you're hot. you got money. you obviously are talented.

HOOOOOOK IT UP.

oh mmyyyyy stephen colletti.

the things i have wanted to do to you since i was 15 years old. 

i'm kinda glad he moved on from the kristin/lc/laguna clan

and then he did date hayden pennattierre for a little bit too

but ever since he joined the cast of one tree hill and dated brooke davis

i have wanted them to be together!!!

jhgjfdgdhkg sophia bush is hands down one of my girl crushes

she is so beautiful. and i hate chad michael murray for cheating on her

with fuggin' paris nasty ass hilton. i'm sure he regrets that decision every waking

moment of his life. 

seriously sophia. stephen. MAKE BABIES ALREADY.

procreate now!

ri-ri, you proved to the world that you had good taste when you first got with

chris brown, but after the whole "beat-down"

i think its time you move on.

and ti. you're baby-mama-fiance is FUGLY with a capital F

so you two need to HOOK IT UP already

and make some "music" together mmmkay.

seriously. such a hot couple.

then chris brown can pick up the pieces with ti's woman

cause her face is already busted :x

oops, that was mean.

mmm mmm mmm 

i love me some maroon 5 adam levine.

so indy. so sophisticated. so smokiinnnnn.

kate hudson proved that she obviously has a thing for musicians

so i think its time she uses her brilliance and lands a sexy singer like adam?

they would be sooooo cute. 

and he would be an adorable baby-daddy

to little ryder russell (the one good thing to come out

of her embarrassing marriage.)

yuckkkk

I      L O V E    A N D Y    S A N D B U R G!

seriously his video with bill hader and seth rogen

about the girlfriend voices on SNL

was EPIC.

he needs a foxy lady.

he's pretty cute?

im thinking him and someone

young, funny, with a lotta energy like hayden pennattierre would be

a good match?

yupppp. i like it :)

she just got done with her break up from thirtysomething-year-old

milo vandahgjkhgyourmama.

its time to get back into your age group babygirl.

Taylor Hicks Sings For American Idol

First, our congradulations goes to those who made it to American Idol top 4 list this evening. Few very interesting things happened during the American Idol April 29, 2009. American Idol season 5 winner Taylor Hicks returned to the idol stage to sing his latest single “Seven Mile Breakdown.”

Adam is in the bottom 3 of Idol This Week on April 29. This was the evening when American Idol when from top 5 to top 4.

The biggest shock of the night as American Idol dwindled its numbers to four was not who got sent home, but who was in the Bottom 3. At this point, at least one person had to grace the stools for the first time, but this week we got two newbies.
In the end though, it was Matt who was sent home, as expected. It was only two weeks ago, Matt was in this same spot and was spared by the judge’s save. I don’t think anyone expected him to win after that, but at least we got to hear him perform a couple more times.

Meanwhile,'American Idol' Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks has gone country! Well, at least a little bit. The Alabama native, known for his blues and soul music, is reportedly shipping his new single, 'Seven Mile Breakdown,' to country radio stations next month. Listen to the song after the jump, then tell us whether you think it sounds country.

Hicks' 2006 self-titled debut album sold more than a million copies. His sophomore album, 'The Distance,' was released last month on his own label, Modern Whomp Records, after the 32-year old musician parted ways with Arista Records. 'What's Right Is Right,' the first single from his new album, made it to No. 22 on the Hot AC charts. 'Seven Mile Breakdown' is the CD's second single. Hicks will sing it live Wednesday night, as he makes a guest appearance on 'American Idol.'

And finally, guest mentor Jamie Fox performed “Blame It.” This song was so far away from this week’s theme that I am again wondering why Jamie was a mentor for Rat Pack week. I was really in the mood for more big band tunes and instead I got a plug for Jamie’s album and his movie.

Taylor Hicks - 'Seven Mile Breakdown'

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kirstie alley weight gain

Here are pictures of Kirstie Alley’s weight gain. Kirstie Alley’s weight gain is Oprah’s April 30 topic.

Kirstie Alley’s recent weight gain has gotten the attention of none other than Oprah.

In February 2008, LALATE reported about how Alley announced the launch of her own weight loss company called ASK KIRSTIE.

The bulbous Kristie Alley will appear on Oprah on April 30th to talk about her generous proportions and what keeps her motivated to eat so unhealthily.

Kirstie Alley signed a three-year contract as the spokesperson for Jenny Craig in 2005. After successfully losing about 75lbs, she famously appeared on Oprah Winfrey’s show in a skimpy bikini. In the short time since her contract with Jenny Craig ended, Alley has gained back the weight. In 2008, Kirstie Alley was replaced by Valerie Bertinelli as the spokesperson for Jenny Craig.

“As for me, I am from the school of “you may not be able to reinvent the wheel but you can sure try to better it,” which has proven to be a very successful attitude for Michelin tires.

“I had not intended to make this announcement at this time, but after an online PEOPLE magazine article ran last Friday, announcing that I had stepped down as Jenny’s spokesperson, I found myself bombarded with inquiries from the media and fans. So I guess it’s as good of a time as any to announce that I intend to develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009.

“The weight-loss field is wide open and not immune to new ideas and improved solutions for the fat problems that plague many of us Americans every day. I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride. I am especially passionate about seeing to it that our next generations are not struggling with the same weight issues that my generation has struggled with.

“There was a time when America was not fat, and that was in our not-so-distant past. I’m confident that I can create something exciting and innovative: something that if all goes well, will help change a fat America back into a fit America and will offer this country the healthiest, yummiest, easiest and most effective weight-loss program on the market.

“If not, I’ll see you at Central Casting.

“Oh, but hey, don’t “Call Kirstie” just yet. You’ll be on hold too long. Call me next year. “

Yes, and now one year later Oprah is calling … to discuss Kirstie’s weight gain.

So if you want to see how not to gain weight after loosing just tune into Oprah on Thursday.

Please Watch Kirstie Alley Bikini Video below…

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monogamy went out in the 90s, along with bad perms & the spice girls.

are you ready for your daily dose of the cookies?

its not necessarily gonna be a pretty one.

so you might as well

enjoy some comfort food.

seriously,

how bomb does oatmeal raisin cookies

& a cold glass of milk sound right now?

gjkdfhgkdfjhgkdfjhgfkjgh

i don't even like milk

in fact im allergic to both milk and cookies so its time we get to the dirt.

i really don't think monogamy exists anymore.

seriously.

people cheat all the damn time.

it used to just be the "jock" football player type who felt like he was just

too damn cool for his cheerleader girlfriend

so hey might as well have her cake and eat someone else's too right?

(sorry, gossip girl metaphor. not meant dirty?)

but now its EVERYONE

even john gosseling.

while his wife & EIGHT kids are at home.

thats gonna be a hell of a lot of child support money when

kate leaves your dumb ass.

ps. you're not brad pitt either.

yeah remember that?

when your wife was knocked up with 6 babies at once

and she still looks beautiful.

(thanks to a tummy tuck & who knows what else....but still!)

awww look at you with your 8 children. 

pretending to be all happy with your family

wait...ya know what. you probably are happier...

but its just too easy right? there's no chase. so you might as

well see what other hot piece of ass you can score at the bar.

well you got caught asshole.

bsfjkdhjkfhdskjfhdkjfhdf

sucks to be you, dude.

seriously. i am not about to talk bad about kate hudson.

homegirl is GORGEOUS. seriously. and i can tell from her movies

that she is beyond awesome & i would love to kick it with her.

but even kate doesn't believe in monogamy.

she was quoted saying,

"I don't believe monogamy is realistic, but i believe, we, as people, have the power to make it happen. I will not disrespect my husband and stray but if you focus your attention on that, then you are always worrying if your husband or men are out there cheating on you. (ummm probably because they are?!!!!) If for some reason, that's what he chooses to do, I just don't want to know."

ummmm HELLO. i know you two are divorced now. but have you seen your ex-husband?!!!!! john lennon called and wants his entire look back.

omfg$%$&%*$& you're so hot dude.

NOTTTT

oh scarlett. you're so beautiful.

seriously if i was a guy. heck im a girl and i still wanna jump your bones!

even little scarjo doesn't believe in monogamy...

""I don't think [being monogamous] is a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn't mean I don't believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate. Monogamy can be hard work for some people. I don't think it applies to everybody, and I don't think a lot of people can do it."

gfdhgkjhfgjfhgkjdfhgkjdfhgj

shut it woman,

you're married to ryan freakin reynolds now.

seriously ryan. why do you EVER wear a shirt?!!!!!

"hey im LEZlo and im passed the f$&%# out"

hmmmm...i think we've cracked the code on why lindsanity went lesbonic.

"Sex & The City changed everything for me, because those girls would sleep with so many people! But, If I'm gonna give my body to somebody, I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like somebody else."

ummm... ew. 

we dont want your body.

hghfghgh

Adam Lambert sings "Feeling Good"

See the Adam Lambert Feeling Good video, lyrics here. The Season 8 American Idol finalist delivered a stellar performance. See the video, photos and lyrics here of the Adam Lambert American Idol Rat Pack Night performance.

Adam Lambert sings "Feeling Good" to close "American Idol's" Rat Pack night, with a little "rock edge" he says. Jamie Foxx calls it "totally incredible."

The song has a bouncy 6/8 feel, and Adam, dressed in a white suit, starts simply but quickly vamps it up. It's flashy and sensual, and when Adam goes for the glory note, it's spectacular -- maybe the biggest, longest glory note in Idol history (anybody got a comparison)?

He just looks like a star, all backlit. A very interesting take on the song, is speeding up the tempo at times.

Man, it's another classic Lambert performance--stalks down the stairs, rock music kicks in, he's getting ready to melt this. Is totally on control on the stage; like KISS running full-tilt into Frank Sinatra. Great last note. Not, again, one of his top three, but still memorable as heck and, as always, interesting.

Randy feels he's sounding a like a broken record -- it was a little too theatrical, a little drama-filled -- but he's in the zone. Kara finds him shocking and confusing and sleazy and superb (she's very confused). Paula says words cannot describe: "You make me feel better than good."

Simon says Randy talking about Adam being too theatrical is like complaining that a cow moos. Simon says he gets the feeling that Adam wants to wins, wants to prove a point and wants to entertain. He also thinks it was Adam's best entrance of the year.

Was Adam Lambert's "Feeling Good" sleazy in a good way? A bit over-the-top? As great as Michael Phelps at the Olympics?

Check out the video.

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Danny Gokey “Come Rain or Come Shine”

Danny Gokey sang Come Rain or Come Shine. American Idol Top 5 performances. Rat Pack Week. April 28, 2009.

Vocally, this is very typical Danny. I do like the bridge, he gets to show off some jazzy chops on the bridge. This song seems to have about 6 notes, I think he could've picked something showier but overall it's good. There's a big stripper-music ending, I wish he had a glove to strip off a la Gilda. I am loathe to admit it, but I actually like this quite a bit.

Randy says he's the only one who could have an album of songs like that. Well, that's not true. Kris and Matt both fit in that box too, Randy. Guh. This Gokey love is kinda gross. Kara liked his "Rat Pat swagg-ah." She loved his creativity with the melody. Paula calls it stellar. Simon liked his confidence and says it was "outstanding." Is Simon padding his Finale Picks? Perhaps.

Here are the video from Danny Gokey and the lyric for the songs

Come Rain or Come Shine Lyrics

I'm gonna love you, like nobodys loved you
Come rain or come shine
High as a mountain, deep as a river
Come rain or come shine

I guess when you met me
It was just one of those things
But dont you ever bet me
cause Im gonna be true if you let me

Youre gonna love me, like nobodys loved me
Come rain or come shine
Well be happy together, unhappy together
Now wont that be just fine

The days may be cloudy or sunny
Were in or out of the money
But Im with you always
Im with you rain or shine

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Megan Fox in Jonah Hex

Australian model Megan Fox is almost as famous for being one of the world's sexiest women as she is for her acting. More so, to be brutally honest.

It was a big shock to her legions of fans when the Transformers star, 22, was voted only second in FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive poll - behind Cheryl Cole.
But the brunette bounced back in style today as she showed off her curves in a figure-hugging purple asymmetrical mini-dress and killer heels.

Megan was stopping by a Santa Monica hotel, near the shooting location of her latest film Jonah Hex.
When a batch of photos went online yesterday featuring Megan Fox on the set of “Jonah Hex,” there was no shortage of commentary about the images flying around the ‘Tubes. Whether it was the unbelievable corset that made her a living, breathing Barbie doll, or the distinct lack of much else in the way of clothes, the images of Fox had everyone talking about, well… everything except who she’ll be playing in the film.
It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to deduce that Fox will be playing someone comfortable with showing a fair share of skin, so could the “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” actress be playing a showgirl or, as some reports are claiming, a prostitute? “Jonah Hex” readers will certainly attest to the fact that the tales told of the ex-Confederate gunslinger have never shied away from offering a gritty picture of the Wild West, but would DC/Warner Bros allow such a racy take on one of their properties?

Another photo of Fox from the same batch of “Hex” pics shows the actress in a significantly less revealing costume, in back of a carriage. Could all of the skin in the previous photo simply be used for one of those “I’ll cause a distraction” moments we see so often in films? If so, then consider 90-percent of the Internet officially distracted before “Jonah Hex” is even finished filming.

The film also stars John Malkovich as voodoo doctor Quentin Turnball.


Last week, Megan's Sexiest Woman in the World crown was snatched away by Geordie Cheryl after the results of this year's FHM magazine poll were announced.

Following close behind Cheryl and Megan was Jessica Alba (three), Britney Spears (four) and glamour model Keeley Hazell (five).

Meanwhile, Megan has finally clarified her romantic status after weeks of speculation about her relationship with Brian Austin Green.The couple, who have dated for five years, were rumoured to have split up in February after ending their engagement.

The actress insisted the couple were still together and very much in love, but said the marriage plans were on hold.

She said: 'I'm not going to be married - I'm not the marrying type.

'And I know what your next question is going to be - you're going to ask me, "Why are you engaged if you're not the marrying type?"

'I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon.'

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Trevor Ariza is among famous in girlfriends. Every one is interesting in looking for who is his current girlfriend. His fans are very keen in looking for his affairs. He is the hottest buzz in U.S.A.

Trevor Ariza full name Trevor Anthony Ariza was born June 30, 1985. Every sports lover know him as an American basketball player in the NBA. There is a debate about the Trevor Ariza’s Girlfriend, rather he has a girlfriend or not, and if he have a girlfriend, then, who is she?.

Some resources give a clue that “Jasmine” has committed to be the girlfriend of Trevor Ariza but it can not be confirmed as there is not even a single photo of “Jasmine”.

When Trevor Ariza was presenting as Dove’s Newest SpokesMAN, a 40 years old lady from Los Angeles claimed to be his wife and also claimed to be the mother of his son.

Trevor Anthony Ariza born on 30 June 1985 in Miami Florida is an American basketball player in the NBA for the Los Angeles Lakers. His fathers Kenney McClary also use to play at Florida University in 1980’s. Ariza is popular among all players in his team due to his defensive skill. He started his game career from Westchester High School in Los Angeles, there as a junior player he joined NBA players to lead the California State championship. Ariza spend only one year at UCLA then he started with the Knicks under Larry Brown till 2005 after that he was replaced by David Lee.

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kim kardashian new hair color

Lightening up your 'do for summer isn't a new concept, but we were shocked when we saw yesterday's pictures of Kim Kardashian's new caramel highlights.

The new color is pretty and makes her look like she could be Eva Longoria's sister (not exactly a bad thing), and they look a bit lighter at the ends, which is what stylists are all telling us is most modern these days.

Kim Kardashian has revealed what she's calling a "drastic new look". She's gone blonde and has been Twittering about it like there's no tomorrow:

I'm LOVING my blonde hair!

I WENT BLONDE!!!! Do u like it?

Sleep tight Khloball! see u tuesday! Khloe do u like my light hair? I'm trying to look like u!
Tips for Kim or anyone going lighter: use a deep conditioner once a week (our beauty director, Amy Keller, swears by Aussie Deeeep 3 Minute Miracle) and products for dyed hair daily (like L'Oréal Professionnel Colorist Collection shampoos and conditioners). And if you're going to color your hair yourself at home, never go more than two shades lighter than your base color.

I'm all for playing around with your style and love to color my own hair, but I'm not at all a fan of Kim Kardashian as a blonde. She looked much hotter and exotic looking with the dark hair. What do you think?

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heidi and heather burge on Double Team

Heidi and Heather Burge are the real twins on who a movie called “Double Teamed” is based. Heidi and Heather story with the WNBA is remarkable and you can see it on this Disney Original Movie.

The part of the twins is played by Annie McElwain and Poppi Monroe; both of them have appeared on TV before. McElwain on the unpopular spin-off “Saved by the Bell: The New Class” and Monroe in part on “The Last Don”. Now it’s their turn to play twin basketball sisters.

Double Teamed is the true story of WNBA players Heidi and Heather Burge. High school freshman Heidi (played by Annie McElwain, whose past acting credits include SAVED BY THE BELL: THE NEW CLASS) and her sister Heather (played by Poppi Monroe, whose previous acting was in THE LAST DON) are twins in the life. They were not identical in any way because they had different personalities and likings.

IMDB says of the show:

“Heather and Heidi Burge go to an inner-city school where they play volleyball on a team. Their father decides that they need to go to a bigger school outside of their school area so that they can get scholarships. At first the twins were supposed to be playing Volleyball at their new school but then 6′1 Heather is discovered by the basketball coach. Heidi is into drama but is forced to play basketball by her father. It’s discovered that they live out of the school zone so they have to move out of their big beautiful house into a small apartment because their father is stuck on them playing basketball. Can they overcome all of these obstacles and win the game at the end?”

CAST
Poppi Monroe … Heather Burge

Annie McElwain … Heidi Burge

Teal Redmann … Nicky Williams

Nick Searcy … Larry Burge

The Post Gazette gives it 2 stars out of a possible 5 stars.

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OKAY SO BASICALLY,

THIS LITTLE GIRL IS THE SHITTTTTTT.

im sorry there is no other way to say it.

homegirl JUST turned 13 and i have been following

her blog ever since she did that epic

blog about H&M creator RAY KAWAKUBO!

"Ray Kawakubo H&M

RAY KAWAKUBO CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND?!!"

omg. classic.

but seriously she inspired me to make my own blog

and talk about fashion & the other loves of my life

like making fun of people and my crazy life stories.

her name is tavi. she is barely a teen and already an internet 

sensation for her amazing sense of out-there style.

i would LOVE to go to her middle school in illinois

and watch how motha fuggin' DGAF

she is walking around dressing like its still 1950.

if we lived closer than 3437894347 miles

i would totally be bffs with her,

age is just a number.

its unbelievable to me that at 12 years old she was still able

to appreciate legendary actors, designers & artists 

like eddie sedgwick, andy warhol, james dean, janis joplin,

sofia coppola, vivienne westwood and joni mitchell.

im pretty sure she's the only person under...30

who knows much more about those folks than her.

she makes her own clothes, sells t-shirts, and for her

batmitzfa project is selling vintage finds of her own

in order to make money for refugees in Darfur.

like i said... she's a BA.

lets end on a quote i can picture myself saying,

"Patti Smith has hardly been known for her beauty, more her rugged masculinity. She doesn't hide it at all and there's no reason to, it's extremely unique and I can't look at these pictures without thinking how badly I'd rather she was my friend over any Taylor Swift character Seventeen hypes up."