dear T.I.,
i hate to break it to you
but you are ridiculously good-looking.
it breaks my heart that you choose to waste your
insane amounts of sexiness
on these fugly ghetto-fabulous babymamas.
at first i just thought your current fiance
was you know just a fluke that she happened to be
the opposite of pretty, and maybe she had a super
excellent personality to make up for her busted face.
(that was harsh?)
and then i saw your first babymama
and i just started to feel really bad for you.
like you could have just about any woman in the world
and these are your choices?!!
you're better off in jail.
im sure you could find a nice jailbird named bubba
who is prettier than these two
gfdjghfdjkghfdjkghfg
its okay i still love you.
and will be waiting for you when you return from the slammer.
wow. like i don't even know how to explain
how unattractive this broad is.
maybe t.i. is blind?
you should get your eyes checked out after
you get outta prison homie.
bahahahaha
im convinced these babymamas are drugging him or something.
witch-craft?
idk.
there's just no way out of all the women in the world
that he would choose these two?
what a "lovely" couple.
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