Monday, April 6, 2009

the many looks of carrie bradshaw

oh my SJP!
i was just watching sex & the city and forgot how much i seriously adore carrie bradshaw,
after all she is my inspiration for my career/style/life.
haha seriously though that show is the perfect cure for a bad day
and is an in instant source of good laughs :)

i just love to hate how unbelieve she looks in EVERYTHING,
which really i have to thank the lovely patricia fields for amazing styling on all
6 of the seasons and the movies because it is U N B E L I E V A B L E.

the pictures above are three looks from the first sex & the city movie.
i would seriously hate to be poor charlotte, miranda or samantha
sitting in the wardrobe trailer next the lovely SJP.

they always make her look so ridiculously fabulous.
then they dikeafy up miranda's look a little bit.
spice up samantha with a dash of drag queen
& then put the finishing house-wife touches on charlotte
while carrie just gets to look like a freakin' bombshell every show,
even in the most absurd outfits they put her in that tiny little 5'2 frame of hers still manages
to look banging and somewhat trendy?
i don't get it.
what i would do to be a little 95 pound midget
and look super fab in everything i wore.
gay gay gay
its okay though,
i had nothing but complete & utter 
admiration for you
sarah jessica parker.
<3
seriously though-is this amount of fabulousity even LEGAL?
awww, the first look makes me so sad because i remember
when she wore that to the grocery store after her & big 
broke up at the wedding :(
so sad.

i would undoubtably kill a broad for all 3 of those outfits.
too bad my freakin' knockers would make both dresses 
look instantly 4574897 x sluttier.

those gladiators are intense.
i want them i want them i want them!
okay. well this just makes me laugh a little bit.
i dont even like watching the beginning seasons of S&TC because 
sometimes they just made her look so shit-eous.
THIS IS FASHION ROADKILL.
tie-dye + weird little bandana thingy + hippy top
it looks like a carnival just threw up all over SJP
and then they slapped on some ordinarily nice, classy brown leather boots.
i choose not to think of carrie this way, ever.
oh gosh. seriously. is she the milk-maid?
this would be kinda cute. kinda not. for a costume party or something
but oh no, it's just a normal day in the park. picnic in the NYC.
i know they say you can get away with anything in new york,
but sweetie no one can get away with that except
maybe the polygamists?
yeah im sure warren jeffs would be all about that..
how awkward is it that the brilliance behind carrie bradshaw
is from this tranny of a woman?
like there is so many things wrong with the picture i think
im just gonna let it speak for itself?

a picture really does tell a thousand words,
but in this case they would all be synonyms for FUGLY.

i love you SJP
and i promise to NOT show up to your movie
high on vicadin this time.
(i had surgery okayyy)

the end.






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