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ugh zac efron

more like zac-what-the-f-is-wrong?

(one of SNLs best skits)

honestly, i have never been that big a fan of zac efron 

or any of the high school musical "actors" really.

everyone was busy singing the songs and obsessing

over all of the movies and i couldn't even force myself

to finish a single movie :(

but this weekend zac

hosted SNL and i suddenly have a

whole new appreciation for him.

there's just something about people who have

the ability to make fun of themselves that is

so appealing to me?

its truly a wonderful quality.

sure trust, honesty and all that junk is good too

but if you can't make me laugh

then we don't really have anything now do we?

im going to have to agree with jessica alba

on the fact that he does look like a pretty little baby

with makeup on, but he is so freakin cute.

and looks banging in the new GQ spread:

i love that he is smoking and trying to be super sexy by sucking

on the good ol' cancer stick 

and trying to steer-clear of his disney routes

zac zac zac. 

don't abandon what got you famous.

but at the same time judging at your skills on SNL

you definitely have talent

and a bright future ahead of you!

now its time to ditch

that skeezer girlfriend of yours

AND MOVE ON TO SOMEONE WHO IS ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE.

i know, i know 

once again!

i am hating on these little teeny bopper

whores i just have absolutely no love for them.

i feel bad for this generation of teenagers

all they have is miley cyrus, vanessa hudgens, taylor swift

and selena gomez to look up to

and think they're hot shit.

news fa'lash.

they're not that cool. they're not that funny.

we had it all growing up in the 90s

slutty britt-britt, rehab lindsanity lohan, jessica simpson

lost her v-card on our watch, we got to watch her marriage fall apart

not to mention we had all the amazing boybands like nsync, 98 degrees & backstreet boys.

but the ladies these days do have some eye candy

in the sexy jonas brothers

&

lovely little zac efron.

i love it when he dresses all 60s like he did 

in hairspray.

good look for him.

he is so... james dean.

and whatever happened to him playing

kevin bacon's role in the new footloose?

i think that is supposed to happen still?!!

this is kinda creepy in a hott kind of show-off-that-sexy-6-pack of yours

kinda way?

seriously though,

ditch the broad.

love you zac.