monogamy went out in the 90s, along with bad perms & the spice girls.

are you ready for your daily dose of the cookies?

its not necessarily gonna be a pretty one.

so you might as well

enjoy some comfort food.

seriously,

how bomb does oatmeal raisin cookies

& a cold glass of milk sound right now?

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i don't even like milk

in fact im allergic to both milk and cookies so its time we get to the dirt.

i really don't think monogamy exists anymore.

seriously.

people cheat all the damn time.

it used to just be the "jock" football player type who felt like he was just

too damn cool for his cheerleader girlfriend

so hey might as well have her cake and eat someone else's too right?

(sorry, gossip girl metaphor. not meant dirty?)

but now its EVERYONE

even john gosseling.

while his wife & EIGHT kids are at home.

thats gonna be a hell of a lot of child support money when

kate leaves your dumb ass.

ps. you're not brad pitt either.

yeah remember that?

when your wife was knocked up with 6 babies at once

and she still looks beautiful.

(thanks to a tummy tuck & who knows what else....but still!)

awww look at you with your 8 children. 

pretending to be all happy with your family

wait...ya know what. you probably are happier...

but its just too easy right? there's no chase. so you might as

well see what other hot piece of ass you can score at the bar.

well you got caught asshole.

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sucks to be you, dude.

seriously. i am not about to talk bad about kate hudson.

homegirl is GORGEOUS. seriously. and i can tell from her movies

that she is beyond awesome & i would love to kick it with her.

but even kate doesn't believe in monogamy.

she was quoted saying,

"I don't believe monogamy is realistic, but i believe, we, as people, have the power to make it happen. I will not disrespect my husband and stray but if you focus your attention on that, then you are always worrying if your husband or men are out there cheating on you. (ummm probably because they are?!!!!) If for some reason, that's what he chooses to do, I just don't want to know."

ummmm HELLO. i know you two are divorced now. but have you seen your ex-husband?!!!!! john lennon called and wants his entire look back.

omfg$%$&%*$& you're so hot dude.

NOTTTT

oh scarlett. you're so beautiful.

seriously if i was a guy. heck im a girl and i still wanna jump your bones!

even little scarjo doesn't believe in monogamy...

""I don't think [being monogamous] is a natural instinct for human beings, but it doesn't mean I don't believe in monogamy or true love. I believe in finding a soul mate. Monogamy can be hard work for some people. I don't think it applies to everybody, and I don't think a lot of people can do it."

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shut it woman,

you're married to ryan freakin reynolds now.

seriously ryan. why do you EVER wear a shirt?!!!!!

"hey im LEZlo and im passed the f$&%# out"

hmmmm...i think we've cracked the code on why lindsanity went lesbonic.

"Sex & The City changed everything for me, because those girls would sleep with so many people! But, If I'm gonna give my body to somebody, I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like somebody else."

ummm... ew. 

we dont want your body.

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