just call me cupid

so after my first successful attempt at matchmaking

in real life i have decided to move on up to celebrities,

since obviously all high-profile people check

oatmealraisincookiechrissy

non-stop on their blackberrys all day long.

i know, i know.

its the new cnn.

biiiiiiiiitch please,

(if you saw the new SNL with zac efron, you will get that

if not... you need to watch it ASAP)

there are so many ridiculously good looking celebrities

that are still single, i don't get it?

you're hot. you got money. you obviously are talented.

HOOOOOOK IT UP.

oh mmyyyyy stephen colletti.

the things i have wanted to do to you since i was 15 years old. 

i'm kinda glad he moved on from the kristin/lc/laguna clan

and then he did date hayden pennattierre for a little bit too

but ever since he joined the cast of one tree hill and dated brooke davis

i have wanted them to be together!!!

jhgjfdgdhkg sophia bush is hands down one of my girl crushes

she is so beautiful. and i hate chad michael murray for cheating on her

with fuggin' paris nasty ass hilton. i'm sure he regrets that decision every waking

moment of his life. 

seriously sophia. stephen. MAKE BABIES ALREADY.

procreate now!

ri-ri, you proved to the world that you had good taste when you first got with

chris brown, but after the whole "beat-down"

i think its time you move on.

and ti. you're baby-mama-fiance is FUGLY with a capital F

so you two need to HOOK IT UP already

and make some "music" together mmmkay.

seriously. such a hot couple.

then chris brown can pick up the pieces with ti's woman

cause her face is already busted :x

oops, that was mean.

mmm mmm mmm 

i love me some maroon 5 adam levine.

so indy. so sophisticated. so smokiinnnnn.

kate hudson proved that she obviously has a thing for musicians

so i think its time she uses her brilliance and lands a sexy singer like adam?

they would be sooooo cute. 

and he would be an adorable baby-daddy

to little ryder russell (the one good thing to come out

of her embarrassing marriage.)

yuckkkk

I      L O V E    A N D Y    S A N D B U R G!

seriously his video with bill hader and seth rogen

about the girlfriend voices on SNL

was EPIC.

he needs a foxy lady.

he's pretty cute?

im thinking him and someone

young, funny, with a lotta energy like hayden pennattierre would be

a good match?

yupppp. i like it :)

she just got done with her break up from thirtysomething-year-old

milo vandahgjkhgyourmama.

its time to get back into your age group babygirl.