oh snap,
lindsey lohan and her wo-manpanion
are no longer!
after nearly two years together
saMANtha ronson ended things with lindsey.
apparently she's psycho AND lesbian?
bad mix.
apparently lohan is suicidal after an embarrassing hell-filled weekend
ronson had to hired five security guards to keep lindsey out of samantha's sister
(brilliant) fashion designer charlotte ronson's after party at the chateau marmont!
the next day saMAN changed the locks on the hollywood hills the dikealicious
couple shared together throughout their lesbonic love-affair, tear.
apparently ronson's mom and sister even went to police to file a restraining order
against lindsey.
that's just brutal.
what happened. i thought they were gonna live happily ever after in dikeville?
apparently when lindsey was waiting outside of the party
nicole ricci walked past her screaming "UCK"
and my personal fave,
drea de matteo said, "come at me bitch."
i just don't get it. like lindsey lohan isn't the hottest girl on the planet but she's not like fugly
or anything? i don't understand why just because girls go lez they feel the need to date chicks
that look like guys. if you're going to do that, you might as well DATE GUYS!
take ellen for example. homegirl is playing the lesbian card perfectly.
portia is a catch! seriously she is beautiful.
ill never understand the world of lesbians?
hmmmm...
not a good week to be lezlo?
better luck next time.
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