to follow up on the last blog i would just like to show how pop culture has so quickly and provocatively transformed into nothing but SEX SEX SEX.
and as our good friend jerry seinfeld always said,
"not that there's anything wrong with that."
its just pretty mind-boggling how the biggest dilemmas in television used to be whether or not
cory and topanga were going to stay together.
or OMG michelle fell off her horse on full house and might never be able to remember her family
(yeah, i don't think i slept for days.)
until the next TGIF%&$*# rolled around anyways.
nowadays young girls have slutty cyrus to look up to.
HOMEGIRL: news fa'lash. you're 15. 16 at most?
act like it. no ones like a slutty country girl.
keep your clothes on.
you don't look sexy just cause your ribs are sticking out because you haven't
hit puberty yet and you're wearing mama's push up bra.
stick to the weird blonde wigs & nickolodean.
and i hate to say it,
but your 21 year old model boyfriend
IS USING YOUR FOR YOUR FAME & MONEY.
i don't blame him.
(smart boy for such a pretty face?)
then there's little miss "like a virgin" cougarface madonna.
DUDE YOU'RE 50. dating a 20 year old.
great example, for you're little 12 year old daughter
(who i love by the way lourdes leon, is a f-ing badass)
once again madonna, that aint true love sweetie.
its a mid-life-crisis for you
and a fabulous opportunity for your fame-hungry model boyfriend jesus.
these model boys are a lot smarter than they get credit for?!!
ohhh and i saved the best for last.
GOSSIP GIRL IS SOOOOOO SEXUAL.
and i love every minute of it.
no its not on the hbo like sopranos!
(ha i remember growing up and my dad, mom & older
brother LIVED for sopranos so whenever it came on
they sent me in the other room because it was "inappropriate".)
that must be how i turned out so innocent :)
but seriously.
you have little taylor momsen on there who is 15 in real life by the way
kissing chace crawford, 23, its so freakin scandalous.
and my absolute favorite.
the NY TIMES calls gossip girl
"VERY BAD FOR YOU"
"MIND-BLOWINGLY INAPPROPRIATE"
"A NASTY PIECE OF WORK"
&
my favorite of all drum roll please...
"every parents nightmare"
im an addict. a fiend even.
its on tonight.
fkdhsfksdhfkjdhfkdjfh can't wait.
MOTHER CHUCKER aka chuck bass had me at hello.
<3
you know you love me. xoxo.
"C Girl"
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