Thursday, April 9, 2009

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the hottest twilight heart throb of them all?

twilight has practically became an epidemic.
i still feel completely inadequate due to the fact that i
still remain unable to finish the first book. let alone start two, three
and four. its cool though...im one of those lame people who would just rather
see the movie! i know, i know the books are always better, encompass more detail,
and generally have a better story line buuuuut ill stick with slightly less detail
and a suckier story line to avoid reading 450 pages any day of the week.

it seems that there has been a lot of DRAMA on the set of the new twilight move, "new moon"
magazines everywhere have been claiming that robert pattinson is jealous beyond belief that his
other male cast-mates are getting more attention that him and has even been reportedly considered
to be outted from the movie series. yaaaaa right, i'll see it when i believe it.
there's no way anyone would allow that. every girl between the ages of 12 and 30 fell
head over heals in love with the british vampire the first time they laid eyes on his smoldering
sexiness & rugged, messy locks.

ryan seacrest had pattinson's brother from the film, kellan lutz, on his morning radio show
the other day and was quoted saying, 
"you're obviously the better looking cullen."

so who is it?
who is the hottest twilight beau??!

well first and foremost i would like to find out who did the casting for the film 
and give them a big bear hug & kiss on the forehead for gracing us with so many good looking men all on one film.
seriously. i think there was on prerequisite for the film: BE GOOD LOOKING.
mission accomplished.

first we have the obvious, much-adored original twilight seduction-machine otherwise known as robert pattinson.
some of you may remember robert from harry potter, i sure as hell don't.
you couldn't pay me to sit threw one of those freaky sci-fi freakshows but anyways i did eventually
lay my eyes on the london stud and i too was stunned at how anyone managed to keep someone this hot
out of the spotlight for so long.
he is an amazing actor, has the alluring british accent to go along with, and apparently is pretty shy in real life
which adds some mystery to his already luscious persona. 
robert pattinson=love love love love.

next comes kellan lutz, known to twilight lovers as the powerful emmet cullen.
i have to agree with ryan seacrest on this one. he definitely was not given enough attention 
for how evocatively studly he is. look at him! yummmm.
while filming twilight lutz also guest-starred here and there on the new 90210
series playing the drug taking-jock, george evans.
its impossible not to fall for his charm and breathtaking looks.
if everyone wants to keep fussing over robert,
i will gladly take kellan all for myself?
after all rumor is robert does not shower and smells rancid, grossss.


im going to have to agree with myself and restate the fact
that the one problem with this movie is that there is waaaaay too much sex-appeal
for one girl to handle. i mean you are already in stun-mode after setting your eyes on robert,
then you have kellan, and by the time the movie gets to cam gigandet (james)
you're mind is already accustomed to good-looking men that you take his A+ good looks
for granted. 
dear cam,
i am so sorry for not agknowleding my new found love
for your gorgeous face earlier.
please forgive me
love,
christine

umm not to mention that homeboy plays a villan in the movie
trying to kill kristin stewart (bella), which also makes me like him.
ill get to my opinion on her a little later.
anyways back to cam<3
the tacoma, washington native was a surfer boy on "The O.C."
and also has a black belt in "Krav Maga"

oh. forget it. i just read that he knocked up a girl and is expecting
his first love-child soon. 
and just like that,
i'm over him.
next!!!

aww little baby werewolf, taylor lautner (jacob)
is going to have a much bigger role in the second movie.
he may only be 17,
but i know plenty of girls that would be willing to rob
that cradle.
He was asked to put on 20 pounds of muscle for this film and that he did.
taylor is looking banging these days buuuut
 a little too young for me.
he's adorable though,
gotta admit it.

survey says: hottest twilight hottie, still goes to robert pattinson.
its cool. i don't care if you don't shower.
just wear deodorant, please.

kristin stewart fdskjfhkjdshfjkdfhdkf
ahh i've been waiting a while to express my feelings about her.
i just don't understand why she was cast for this role
she is playing a girl who has all these guys fighting for her attention/heart
and she looks as boring as the wooden desk sitting next to me.
there is absolutely nothing to her.
she looks like a tomboy?
they could have definitely cast a waaaaaay hotter bella.
after all "bella" means beautiful in italian.
is it opposite day or something?

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