Sunday, May 29, 2011

I'm Gonna Drunkenly Post This High School Asshole Being Awesome All Over My Face




From ESPN:
IRVING, Texas -- By the time Jordan Spieth 's third round at the HP Byron Nelson Championship had ended, his senior classmates were taking the stage at Jesuit College Prep's graduation ceremony. But his day on the golf course kept him in contention going into the final round.

A pair of double-bogeys negated Spieth's brilliant start -- he birdied the first two holes to get to 5 under -- but the Dallas teenager still was tied for eighth after the third round.

The 17-year-old Spieth, who was tied for seventh going into last year's final round as a junior at Jesuit College Prep, was four shots behind the leader Ryan Palmer after a round of 2-over 72 in windy conditions at TPC Four Seasons Las Colinas left him at 1 under for the tournament.

Spieth's round ended about 4 p.m. CT on Saturday, the same time the other 245 boys in his senior class were beginning their graduation ceremony on the SMU campus about 20 miles away.

Because of expected traffic, Spieth's mother said they wouldn't try to get to the ceremony, which was also near the place where Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo was getting married.


Fuck this asshole. Why am I calling him an asshole? Jeallllllllllllllllllllousy... That's why. A real man can admit when he's broken. I'm sitting here drunk as a skunk blogging, he's sleeping thinking about how he's 8th in the Byron. Ha, what a pussy. He's sleeping while being 8th at the Byron. I'd be running trains on the entire high school class of ladies of Jesuit.

If there are errors in this post I admit I wrote this at 2 A.M. drunk. That's the difference between me and Jordan Speith.

UPDATE: So I doubt Speith is running trains on Jesuit girls considering that it is an all boys school. No wonder he's good at golf. No pussy around around can allow guys to get good at stuff.

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