Thursday, May 26, 2011

This Dog Likes To Beat Its Meat



All I gotta say is that this should be proof that dolphins are not the only other mammals besides humans that enjoy busting a nut. Pretty sure that dog is not thinking about procreating while he's tickling the red rocket. Just saying. Plus everyone knows that pigs have 30 minute orgasms. Oh you didn't? Well they do. So when people ask that stupid question, if you could be any animal, what would you be? And most people say an eagle or a dolphin or some dumb shit. Not me. I'd be a pig. Hands down. And if I become bacon so be it. Hopefully I'll be apart of someone's bacon sundaes at Denny's. Everybodyhappy.

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